The Ad, Chapters 1 & 2
by
PlanetDweller
Chapter 1
(MF romance)
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I can't help but getting that feeling of nostalgia and souvenir remembrance rising to my consciousness around June 1. That's the day my childhood and teen-age sweetheart, Rayvon Koch, and I promised each other we'd get when we grew up and got older. We never did. But from the time Ray took my virginity a week after my thirteenth birthday (he was fifteen at the time) until his suddenly moved them all cross-country because his dad was with IBM which stands for "I've Been Moved" and I lost touch with him, he and I had to most incredible, totally mind-fucking-blowing sex any male-female couple could have. Regular sex. Oral sex. Manual sex. Anal sex. Toe Sex. Menstrual sex. Ear sex. Navel sex. Vaginal-Menstrual-Oral-Then-Anal sex. Breast-fucking sex. Clit-fucking sex. Urethra-fucking sex. If it involved "unarmed" sex between a and a boy, we did it. No lover since Ray has been so totally, completely uninhibited with me, reveling in the deep pool of my femininity using his masculine submarine to dive deep and explore well. My entire sex life, not necessarily my life but definitely my sex life, has been a search for my next Ray, my next lover who's unafraid of my unbridled feminine power and being.
It's hard being an average "Jill" with average looks (5'6", 135 lb.s, 36B bra size, 32" waist, size 6 shoes, curly hair that I can't do anything with, have to wear glasses when I drive, nipples the size of half-dollar coins, pleasant but rather ordinary-looking face, unblemished but undistinguished, if you know what I mean) with an average job (I'm the assistant manager for the produce and vegetable sections at the Harris-Teeter down off Jones Franklin Road) and average education (dropped out my Senior year at 'State because I couldn't pass a required advanced calculus course that I needed to get my degree in computer science) and an average car ('94 Corsica with 53,000 miles on it) and average apartment (had a 1-bedroom unit at Dutch Village near the Harris-Teeter supermarket where I work) with an average sex life and track record for someone thirty-four years (around eighteen-nineteen male lovers over the years after my Rayvon) to attract the kind of male, no, the kind of MAN, someone who's stable and and fun-loving and funny and secure yet who's as much of an absolute and complete monogamous slut in bed as I am, as Ray and I taught each other to be, totally free and without fear with each other in expressing our total sexuality.
If it sounds like I'm bitching and and moaning, yes, I am. With good reason. I don't know what it is with my age, myself preferring to date someone who's not close to my dad's age or someone who would be close to my son's if I had a son early in life which I didn't, but my age seem to be either total pussies or total jerks, with very few in between. Their dating strategy either seems to be be a total doormat and try to give you everything you want in order to get your off, or just the opposite, be a total jerk and try to demand and cajole with extreme pressure, trying to boss you in not only taking you off but then making you wash his underwear with yours and fold them up after he's through fucking you like HE wants. Shesshhh. And the few that are seemingly in the middle, who are nice and polite but also can be assertive and strong depending on what is called for at the moment, yep, they're either and looking for some side action or are and looking for a date so they will appear straight and won't get fired from their work.
About a year ago, my best girlfriend and former roommate before we each started earning enough money to get our own places with our own privacies, Carolyn (and no, we've never fooled around with each other, neither one of us has those impulses...well, not unless we get drunk and a little silly and start playfully picking on each other) and I and another girlfriend, April, were sitting around bored silly one Saturday afternoon on what passes for an excuse of a postage-stamp-sized deck at the backdoor of my apartment, getting some sun, laying on beach recliners, cooking some kabobs on my large hibachi, when April decided to go make a beer and chips run down to my store.
She came back a couple of six's of Mich' and a couple of bags of chips and a bottle of MontForte and a local freebie weekly arts-and-personal-ads rag, "The Independent". It's fun just to read the ads, just to poke fun at some of then. "Successful (has at least some sort of job) SWM (single when wife's not around) businessman (sells Amway part-time), 37, tall (-er than 4'11"), dark (put too much self-tanning lotion on last weekend), and handsome (haven't been arrested for impersonating a gorilla yet), drives a Porsche (that I borrow from the garage where I actually work) seeks attractive (installed required) SWF (or female in general) for discrete daytime encounters (yep, definitely married), will be generous (will buy condoms and spring for my half of the beer money) to right special lady (who's not a pre-op TS)"...sorry...I can't help myself, it's just too much fun seeing through the facades.
So April (who I have never fooled around with, either...well, okay, except for the one really drunk sloppy kiss we did just to freak a couple of morons out one night at the Longbranch Saloon & Nightclub) and Carolyn and I were having our fun with that week's ads, when April reads the next one aloud to us, one that got our attention. "SWM, actually single, 31, 6'1", Hispanic and American Indian father, works as janitor with Wake County schools, high school graduate but no college, drive an '81 Ford pickup truck, lives in a tiny cheap rental house in southeast Raleigh, loves long walks and cheap dates and reading poetry by moonlight to my special lady as we canoe Falls Lake under a clear night sky, NS, ND, light social drinker but no beer gut, will trade photos before meeting, seeks the one special lady who can see me through this ad for what and who I am...reply Box@@@@".
"I'm going to answer this one, girls!" April cheerfully announced as she took her last swing from her Michelob, asking me to come around and fasten the strap of her bathing suit back on so she could rise from having laid flat on the beach recliner sans strap so as to not have a tanline on her back, Carolyn and I mumbling politely "sure, yeah, April, whatever girl, go for it..."
I'd like to be a bit of a snob and tell you that I had never placed or answered a personal ad through The Indy, but that would be a fib. Sure, we all had. And except getting a couple of one-night stands between the three of us and Carolyn getting a bout of chlymaedia from her own personal ad Prince Charming that time, we all had as much collective luck using the personals as a vegan vegetarian trying to get laid at a cattleman's convention. But still, when we would have one of our lazy weekend afternoon henparties, invariably one of us would pick an Indy, and begin the game of poking fun at the poor, desperate people who placed the ads, our own pots calling their collective kettles black.
Anyway, April did write to her bald-faced truth-teller, she jumped his bones on their first date, and she let him move with her a couple of weeks later full-time since he was staying so much at her place or his place anyway. That was close to a year ago, and they're still together. I admit it, her luck answering her Jose Altimataha's ("call me 'Al' ") bluntly honest to the point of self-brutality ad got me thinking. That, and the fact I hadn't been laid in months myself, having had only two real dates in those same said months.
I knew, I KNOW how average I appear to most people. But, I also know that, I am NOT. My first Rayvon opened my sexuality up like someone growing then picking the first perfect rose, and since then all I had been ever to find were who weren't interested in growing and tending my flower, only picking it, but picking it only on their terms. I admit, hell yes, it had been a frustrating twenty-one years going without a who was unafraid of my femininity, i.e., who'd didn't think my periods were a total turn-off instead of a total turn-on like Ray did. Jheezzz. They want you to their Clorox-smelling come and wash their dirty shit-stained underwear for them, but then when you have your period, instant fucking celibacy like my tiny flow of blood was some sort of fucking communicable disease that they could catch (yeah, I wish!) or something instead of not just natural but also such an integral part of my femininity and sexuality. In other words, while in relationships, I was getting damn tired of having to play with myself while on my period and give way too many damn blowjobs to keep them happy instead of getting some nice hard cock "during" like any REAL like my Rayvon showed me that a real enjoys. And oral sex during my period? Ha! Forget that.
My menstrual flow tastes a lot more palatable than their vitamin-and-beer-smelling whiteshit that comes out of their wee-wees, just tasting a little metallic but nothing more, but would they ever go down on me on my period after they nagged me to death for a because they were just too much like frightened little instead of like a real man, because they were too damn squeamish about putting their cocks inside my pre-lubricated pussy, like little too afraid to put their wormies on a hook? Nnnnnooooo....damn wusses.
But, now, don't read more to this than what I'm trying to say. It's not, repeat, NOT about me enjoying just sex on my period (most days and times that is, unless I'm clotting a lot). No, it's about attitude. A correct and proper masculine attitude that says to the world "I am a man, not a wuss...I am man, hear me be quietly strong...I embrace my own masculinity as much as I embrace my ladypartner's femininity...her human condition and reality does not scare me, nor does my quiet but very real masculinity frighten her". Know what I'm trying to say? It's about having the self-confidence, self-assurance, self-knowledge, maturity, but also what my dad called "keeping the fun-loving, kid-part of life" always in you. It's about my real-man partner accepting me as his real-female one, his yang matching my yin.
So, perhaps inspired by my girlfriend April's success of meeting her Al through the Indy personals, I decided to try my luck one more time, one LAST time, two or three previous tries producing the non-luck mentioned earlier. This time, no-holds-barred. Either I get exactly what I want, or screw men, well, at least the personals, for good. To get what I wanted, I had to say what I wanted. My verbatim ad copy, the first 25 words of which each week were free because I was a single female placing an ad for a single male but the rest of which I had to put on my Visa since it was going to run four consecutive weeks for a total of around fifty bucks, that I used is below.
"SWF, 34 (will show DL if requested), 5'6", 135 lb.s, br. hair and eyes, average looks, average figure, ND, NS except when I'm out clubbing, light drink, small feet, average job, car, and apartment, seeks an extraordinary man. He must be within five years in age of either side of mine and within five inches of height of either side of mine. He must not have ever used intravenous drugs, or ever had sex with another under any circumstances. He must be able to read a newspaper aloud to me (I'm also literate) to tell me the funny parts over morning coffee. Being divorced and even kids are okay, as long as your ex isn't a nutcase. Must have job, car, telephone, and not be homeless. If you're online and computer literate, great, if not, no biggie. Must not have current girlfriend. Must give me a reason in your letter to me to WANT to pick up the phone and call you. I want someone who's unafraid of their own masculinity, but isn't a jerk. I want someone who is unafraid of the totality of my femininity, but who isn't a doormat. I want someone who is basically monogamous, but who is totally free in their own sexuality and enjoys all aspects of their partner's sexuality, including every-day-all-month long expressions of it. Must send non-nude full body and face photo, which will be returned if you enclose an SSAE, along with your HOME telephone number (absolutely no pager numbers, and no work numbers either) and best time to call. I'll send you my photo in return, before we meet, if requested. Reply Box@@@@@."
Boy, did that ever bring "them" out of the woodwork! I didn't want to come right out and say bluntly "hey guy, don't bother writing if you don't enjoy or at least mind having sex during your partner's period", so I used the closest non-offensive euphemistic phrase I could come up with, "enjoys...every-day-all-month long expressions of it". Boy, did that ever bring "them" out of the woodwork!
While I did get a handful of sincere responses from some seemingly nice guys who were "potentials", the perverts really smelled the blood in my ad, pardon the pun. Several sent me tampons or pads to wear for them during my next period, along with ziploc bags and postage-paid envelopes for their prompt return. One sent me a maxipad for me to (and I swear I'm not making this up) autograph and return to him (I still don't get that....why?). Another handful wanted to buy my used blood-stained underwear and/or used Kotex's and Tampax's. One guy offered me $50 for a set of blood-stained panties and fresh-stained maxi from my next period, and hey, $50 IS $50, and sure I thought about it, for all of less than a millisecond. In the end, all the moronic crap went where it belonged in the first place, in the trash...my neighbor's trash.
But among the three out of the over one hundred responses that I kept and meditated on for a few days before beginning to make the initial phone calls, Sandy's stuck out, so I saved him for last. Reginald Jerome was a nice black guy with a Porsche (his photo showed him shirtless, his nicely built bare chest, contrasting to the of his Porsche 911 as he propped up one knee on the front bumper) but in the end, was still just 24 and ten years younger than I, five too many, and Dwight was a nice single guy who had his own house and was partners in a podiatric practice but who didn't know what zitta was and who basically lacked self-confidence so badly that he couldn't string two sentences let alone two thoughts together while talking to me that first phone call, so that left Sandy.
I don't know why, but almost from getting his letter, I just felt that Sandy was "the one". Maybe it was because he lightly scented his letter with a dab of Blue Water cologne, my favorite. Maybe it was because in his llllooonnnggg five page letter he didn't talk about sex at all, except in his alludation to a menstruation-related quote from a poem by Sylvia Plath "...as the moon riseth high/my heart runneth over gladly/in the endless night sky/as deeply as my feminity doth badly...", a perfect coupling of my request and his acknowledgment of it. The fact he included two photos of himself by himself, and two more of he and his twelve-year-old son. The fact that without pity or too much pain, he talked of losing his two years ago, and enclosed a copy of her death certificate, which I first thought was a tad too morbid for a first letter, he explaining that he wanted to make sure I understood he was definitely single. The fact that he used his street address at an apartment complex not two miles from where I lived, not a post office box, for me to reply to, enclosing an SSAE for the return of his photos and requesting one or two of me with their return. The fact that while he was a Mercedes mechanic at Masden Motors, who sold rebuilt and re-conditioned used Mercedes not too far from where both he and I worked and lived, he only made $35,000 or so a year, and "while I can give you my heart, my soul, my passion, my honesty, and my eternity, I'll never be able to give you a Mercedes, not even a used one like the kind I work on all day for my daily bread". That WAS sweet.
I waited a couple of days or so until I knew the return SSAE with my photos would have been stuffed in his box, and then called him. That first night, we talked for almost five hours, from eight until two a.m., about any and everything. Half-bragging, half-complaining, he told me that he had been to bed with less than half a dozen women before marrying his fifteen years ago at age twenty-two, and only had one serious relationship translate:sex since her passing two years ago. He made it very clear he was looking for a committed, serious, monogamous relationship, though he also admitted that he would consider all and any options that a potential partner want to bring up as potential fantasy, reality, or something in between as long as there was total one-hundred-percent emotional fidelity, and that he was not just looking for a stepmom for his son, but rather, a lifepartner for himself, "as long as she likes to fish, and will bait her own hook". "I've never fished in my life..." I told him honestly "...will you teach me?".
Even though one of the two photos of himself that he had originally sent me was he in front of what looked to be a nice-looking jonboat (which I soon found out was a very expensive bassboat), hell, I didn't know, it was still a great surprise to me that he insisted that for our first date, that he take me fishing on Harris Lake.
When he came to pick up for our first date that Saturday at 5 a.m. for our "fishing date", instead of the jeans and sweatshirt he asked me to wear I had put on a nice, black, form-fitting miniskirt, figuring he had something special planned for me. He had indeed. Two hours later, we were on Harris Lake, me in jeans and sweats, baiting my own hook at the end of a bamboo cane pole with a squirmy, wiggly worm. The conversation was going well all morning, almost a continuation of our one long phone call which had gone on for several nights running prior to our actually meeting face-to-face that morning, but our words were paced between and betweext casts from his various rods and reels he was working with. Along mid-morning, I was getting tired of killing innocent worms and crickets and even a couple of live coachroaches (yyyeeccchhh!) he had brought for me to use as live bait yes but more of a test of my sincerity I think and wasn't catching my first fish ever anyway, so he gave me a rod and reel and showed me how to cast it. My second or third cast, I caught a large, largemouth bass he said it was, which weighed in at six pounds or so, Sandy saying it was the largest anyone with him had ever caught. He caught a couple of smaller ones a while after that, and for the rest of the day, we just baked in the sun and ate Nabs and drank Milwaukee and Rolling Rock pulled from beneath the icey water from the built-in cooler in his Bassmaster Classic boat.
Around noon-ish, we hadn't had any nibbles in over an hour, so he fired the engine up and kicked it in and went zooming down the expanse of Harris Lake to a small cove within sight of the massive nuclear cooling tower of CP&L's, which Harris Lake supplied the cooling water for. Gently, I asked him if it wasn't time or close to it for lunch. "Why do you think I brought you back here for, Patricia?"
Easing the boat up on a shallow, sandy part of the shore, he helped me off the boat and onto dry land. Boy, did my legs feel wobbly. Not so much from the rocking of the boat in the waves, though that was part of it, but from my Sandy's devastatingly handsome smile plastered across that secure face atop that nicely built but obviously thirty-seven-year-old frame of his and those deep brown almost India-ink-black eyes as he smiled and talked with me as we stretched our legs walking along the shore, his arm reaching and pulling to him. As a crazy seagull a hundred miles too far inland buzzed us looking for a handout from us or dead fish that we might throw to back in the lake, my arm clutched at his waist, and he planted one on me. He didn't try to do the tongue thing. He smiled through his kiss of me. I kissed him right back, and smiled, my tongue licking his lips, not piercing between them. We turned and hugged and kissed for a moment, connecting. Damn, he felt good holding me. It felt great being held, held and kissed like that. I didn't pull away until I felt that roll of dimes start to grow into quarters inside his pants pocket.
Leading back to near the boat, he pointed to a faded, worn blanket laying on the ground in a clearing under a big oak tree near the shore. Lifting it up, a picnic lunch, no, a picnic buffet awaited us. He must have gotten up at three that morning to make his way to this isolated spot and set everything up. Impressed, yes, more by the fact that he had gone to all that trouble just to try to impress me. Sweet.
Champagne, a decent domestic, inside a small Igloo cooler along with two fluted glasses. Inside a larger cooler, several kinds of cheeses and deli meats. Inside a woven picnic basket, several pieces of chicken he confessed that had been bought from the Colonel, a loaf of French bread, and a couple of different boxes of crackers. Nice. No, not nice. Perfect. Popping the plastic "cork", he insisted I have the honor of doing the toast. I felt like offering "to us", but this was our first date, my rising hormones and horns for this aside. So, I partook of "to a perfect day with a nice new friend, and many more hopefully to share". Glasses clicked. Cheeses and meats and crackers were shared, feeding each other. My sweattop was getting hot, as the heat of the day was rising along with my desire for my Sandy. So, it came off. He looked a tad shocked for just a second, realizing quickly that I had put on a bikini swimtop and not a regular bra underneath, almost looking disappointed for a split-second, poor thing.
Despite having slathered on half a bottle of SPF 35 sunscreen earlier that morning, my arms unaccustomed to being out in the sun all day were started to show some redness where my short-sleeve sweatshirt hadn't covered. Sandy noticed them and noticed my slightly less-stage of dress and offered to lather my arms and my newly bare lilywhite almost pale skin up with more sunscreen. His lathering up of me turned into a slow, sensual massage of my back and neck. His hands opened my backclasp of my swimtop open, as my folded arms held the front part of it in place still, covering my from his view, not teasing, just not letting things get out of hand. His strong, somewhat rough hands from grinding his living working on his Mercedes millstones during his workdays worked their strong but tender magic into my back and neck muscles as he continued to lather enough sunscreen on me to protect me if we had been on Mercury instead of Earth. I didn't mind. His attentive touch felt sssooooo good to me, not having been touched in sssooooo long. As he leaned in and began trying to nibble on my earlobe as his hands reached around to try to pry my hands away from holding my swimtop tight to my and away from his eyes and touch, I bounded standing up, telling him but making sure I used the right tone of voice not to discourage him too much that "this is our first date...Sandy...I like you, I really do...but not...this much on our first date...I only meet you four hours ago, Sandy...I hope you understand".
He seemed a little miffed as he knew he had to feel and a lot disappointed as I also knew he had to feel, but my Sandy was a keeper, and I wasn't going to let him get away by breaking the line by trying to reel him or let himself be reeled in too fast. Later that afternoon, as the fish continued to refuse to bite any more and the sun began baking us, I asked him to retreat to a shady cove I noticed on the other side of the lake. In the shade, as we both fished beers from the cooler, simultaneously bending kind of down and to one side, our mouths came dangerously close to one another. Rising up a tad, I planted one on him. God, how I wanted him.
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The Ad, Chapter 2
by
PlanetDweller
God, how I wanted him. I just wanted him to kiss me back with all the passion that I felt rising in me, throw me down on the floor of the boat, and take me right then. But my Prince Sandy, after being gently rebuffed earlier from proceeding further, wasn't going to take the chance of being rebuffed again, not today. So, I let him get to second base. Using the trolling motor to slip in this tiny slip of a shady alcove part of this cove away from any possible prying eyes save someone coming clear across the lake and dead right on us, Sandy sat down atop his captain's chair as my still-jeans-covered butt ground into his lap. We made out for a half hour or more like two high schoolers, not two grown-up mid-thirty-somethings. Pulling his hand to the back of my bikini top, he took the hint and flicked the clasp open, letting my top drop. His face buried itself in my cleavage. God, Sandy, I wanted you soooo baddddlllyyy, right then. We kissed and kissed more as he passionately on my nipples and played with my boobs. I'm glad he took the hint. I wanted him, and wanted him badly, not just all the way, not just right then. "I guess I 'better not start something that you don't want to finish on our first date..." he mumbled with trying smile through his mild frustration, as he stood up and I slid off of his lap, retrieving my swimtop from the floor, eeerrr, deck.
Our second date was a more conventional but none the less not less boring one. Dinner, and a movie. Not just any dinner, and not just any movie. Another picnic meal, but this time not at a lake, but inside a huge, white, Mercedes limo with eight passenger doors and more room inside it than my apartment that he had been reconditioning at work and which his boss let him have permission to take to test drive and use on our date. Eating from two large grocery bags full of assorted take-out he had ordered from Canton Cafe, we just snuggled and smooched in the cavernous rear passenger area as we stuffed food down each other's gullet as a friend of his drove us aimlessly around Raleigh. He having picked that part of the date, he let me pick the second part, the movie. Wanting to show him I was no prude and hadn't been fibbing in the intent by the words of my original ad that had brought us together, I picked "Sands Of Passion" playing over at the Carolina Theatre in nearby Durham, a foreign film like the Carolina was wont for scheduling a lot.
"Sands" was according the reviews in the "Weekend" section of the paper an import from Israel about two women archaeologists who meet and fall in love while excavating some archaeological site in Palestine. While the review mentioned it had nudity and sex, I hadn't expected half the footage to show the two main characters in bed, actually, in "cot" together or in bathtub or anywhere they could be naked and screwing together. Their love story as portrayed on screen as we continued our non-offensive mild PDA (public display of affection) snuggling and light kissing was hot, passionate, believable. Their incredibly hot lovemaking as portrayed on screen as we continued our non-offensive mild PDA (public display of affection) snuggling and now full-blown kissing was hot, passionate, believable. Coming out of the theater, our door being opened by Sandy's friend dressed out in full chauffeur's uniform playing his part to a "T", we couldn't keep our hands off each other, and could barely keep our clothes on. Sandy told him our date was about over, as he winked that sly wink of his at me, and for him to drive on home, that he'd take over from there.
My Sandy took over from there alright. After his friend drove us and himself to his apartment in north Raleigh, Sandy speed through town, sometimes going 40 or 50 through downtown's 15 and 20 miles per hour speed zones, until we got to Brown's Mill Lane, a dirt road that used to be an infamous "parking spot" when I was in high school. Off of Lake Wheeler Road, with the best view of what there is of Raleigh's modest skyline, it was the closest thing our little hometown had to offer to be a relative of Mulholland Drive. As the traffic lights bleed their colors onto I-40 way below our vantage point and the light of the Raddison Plaza and One and Two Hanover square sparkled downtown several miles away like giant concrete trees covered in early night moonlit night dew, Sandy eased himself from the driver's seat to his king's throne beside me in the passenger living room, it was way too big to call it anything else, in the back with me.
It was already close to midnight, and it was a weeknight. Damn. Why couldn't it have been a fri or sat night? Shit. "Sandy...what about your son?" "What about him?..." he half-fussed at me as we tore into each other's clothes, unzipping and unbuttoning ourselves and each other as fast as our fingers would let us. "What about his school tomorrow?" "He's twelve years old, Pat, don't worry...ever since his died, he's become quite the indepedent man, he has his own alarm, he gets his own self up in the morning and gets his own self dressed...okay?..." he replied with rising irritation "...don't worry, he'll be fine...here, I can't unbutton this damn collar button...here, do it for me, please, Pat...I WANT YOU, NOW!!!"
Naked, we jumped each other like two snakes coming out of our respective long, dry, celibate winter hibernations. Writhing around on the massive leather-covered benchseat, our legs never touched the "suicide seat" facing us, the passenger cavity inside the limo being so big, as our tongues and mouths and hands found whatever they were looking for in our shared passions.
I wanted his cock and wanted it NOW. Sandy urging me for a blowjob, I told him "no way, Sandy-Zay, that hunk of manhood's not going to be wasted in my mouth, it's going in my pussy, and it's going there NOW!!!".
Shoving me roughly but not cruelly against the back of the seat as his weight and mass scrushed my flat into the flush leather as I knelt facing away from on the seat, his Trojan-rolled cock slammed it's way home, popping open vaginal muscles that had become too tight and some atrophied from lack of recent use. His hands reached for my and mauled them as he literally screwed me, rotating his butt and leg motions into random clockwise and counter-clockwise circular rhythms, as I craned my neck around to kiss him and his hand one moment ago on my now found my clit as he reached around and his fingers mashed at it. "Your face...Sandy...flip me around...fuck me on top...I want to see your face..."
He didn't just flip me he tornadoed me around, throwing me down onto the limo's passion furniture as he plunged once again into me. "Kiss me...SANDY...KISS ME!!!" I screamed at him as the tip of his cock finally burrowed its way to my cervix, making me hiccup a few times from painful pleasure as it bumped its pointy end into the eye of my femininity. Grabbing his ass, begging for more by my own assertive actions more than my mere passive words, I pulled him even tighter to me as he thrust deeper, rubbing my clit and G-spot inside me with his cock-motions, forcing not one but two quick cyprinne-squirting orgasms from not just inside my but from inside my very soul. No, well, yes, it was the passion of the moment, but it was also the epiphany of patience rewarded, that I knew right then what our future would be. Sandy looked at me with a mild surprise at my flooding him out with my liquid G-spot come volume, but just smiled, continued to kiss me as he continued to pound even harder if possible away at my pussy, with a "wow, Pat, that was great, you ARE all woman, aren't you?.
Feeling his hard dropping maybe just a tad but it also pulsing slightly with the impendence of his orgasm to come soon, having had mine, I rolled him off me, pulled his condom off his beautiful hard, and his cock with every bit of skill and passion I could. And, for the first time in my life, in thousands of times making love with my toes-and-fingers-full-count of lovers past, actually enjoyed swallowing his load as he pumped it like a Clorox-y geyser to the back of my throat. From feeling almost tooooo good, he simultaneously tried to shove my head further down on his cock, then an instant later from the same pleasure wave would tell me to stop as he pushed my head away, then would be beg me not to stop, this going for a full minute or more until his hard finally went limp and the last of his come slid into my stomach.
Being ever my Prince Sandy, after a moment's recovering his mouth sought out mine, as our tongues exchanged saliva and the residue of his come from my mouth to his. He didn't mind at all. He reveled in it, his tongue scraping mine clean as we kissed and our hands pulled our passions tighter to each other. Nudging me back down, his face buried in my cunt, lapping at me like he was licking a large bowl of cyprinne-come-icing clean. Though a hair surprised I think by the volume of my come, he wasn't afraid of it, wasn't shy about seeking to every tasty drop of mine as I had done with his moments earlier. My eyes closed and my lips smiled as my legs fell open wider and his fingers poked and prodded my happy as his oral ministrations of me continued. Then, he stopped as I half-faked half-realed another little orgasm, knowing we both had to go to work tomorrow. As we got dressed in the light of the dim domelights and interior door lights inside my Dear's borrowed limo, a Raleigh cop pulled up behind us and flashed his blue lights and siren. Being fortunately dressed by the time he walked first to the driver side window and then to one of the rear ones, he quite literally laughed at us when I rolled the window down and he saw that we weren't teen-agers. "You two farts go on home now, before you have a which will be funny to tell your grandkids fifty years from now but won't be funny for the next twenty-four hours for you two, if you get my drift". We did. Dropping me at my front door in my white princess carriage that had to be turned back into a pumpkin once more in a few minutes, we kissed at my door for the longest time. I didn't want Sandy to leave, I wanted him to come in, but we both needed at least a couple of hours of sleep before work the next day. I didn't sleep at all the rest of the night, hugging my extra pillow tight to me as I dreamed a waking dream of my Prince Sandy.
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