You may read this and think I'm some sort of monster or pervert, truth is I lost the ability to really make that call at some point but I can't exactly put my finger on when exactly I lost it. I started out life in a very conservative that lived in a very conservative neighborhood that was in a very conservative town in a very conservative state. I was a geek growing up. Now a days, people would argue that, but I was. I mean you cannot be Six feet and two inches tall and weigh just a hair over one hundred pounds without really being a geek, at least in other people's minds. The point of that is I spent a good deal of time in my own world more or less as a kid, so that by the time I got to the Lord of the Flies type of experience high school in south Texas was, I still had an active imagination. Unfortunately for me, all romance was in my head. I was a virgin right up through most of my years as I kept falling madly in love with women that were about as interested in me as they in eating an excrement sandwich. So, Rosey Palm and me got on a pretty good relationship. I had decided, early in my masturbatory career, that if actual intercourse required lubrication (I read far too many encyclopedias, National Geographic, and PBS specials not to know the mechanics of intercourse) then flogging the Bishop should get lubrication as well, and I trusted Johnson and Johnson with keeping the wedding tackle intact by using their baby oil to protect little Willy. Being as how skinny I was I never ever thought of comparing size of my twig and two bits. I just assumed they were smaller then normal. So, my life rolled on, church, home, school until I was 24 years of age. By then I was beyond hopeless in finding "the one" and I bought a PC and got on the internet, I think subconsciously looking for "the one night stand" instead. Regardless of my unthinking reasons I soon found myself getting propositions. Being as I am a man, they all intrigued me. Finally as yet another "nice Christian girl" ripped out my heart and carelessly stopped its romantic beatings with a slender flat shoe, I took one.
Now this was around 1994, and, I'll be honest, I wasn't afraid she'd be ugly so much as I was afraid I'd end up the subject of one of those discovery channel specials on the unidentified and horribly mutilated remains that were discovered in a cranberry marsh near Boston. Boston's Logan Airport, by the way, was where she was going to pick me up. She had a of me so she could find me but I was clueless on her, you can probably guess why. I should have written her name down but I don't remember it now, so we'll just call her Donna. When I got to Boston, Donna had come with a friend and I had high hopes the friend was Donna. It wasn't. Donna was heavy, not disgustingly so, but she looked as if she had fallen from the ugly tree and landed in the acne bush. I was only here for three days so, I figured I could suck it up and survive. We met Donna's gay friends. I had to check my tickets to make sure I hadn't been diverted to hell. Nope, just Boston. As we leave Boston, she informs me we'll be spending the three nights I'm in town at her parents. Well, I guess it can get worse. Then it did.
"You're quiet." She said.
"Well, I'm nervous, I guess." Actually I'm wondering if I can kick myself in the balls to remember what a bad idea flying to meet a complete stranger is.
"Well, let's talk." We had talked on the phone before this unmitigated disaster, so the conversation was easy enough to feign interest in. Now I have a problem. I came up here intending to end 24 years of being a virgin and I wasn't about to do that now, but I was now overly horny. We got to her house late and now I'm talking pretty easy and I'm able to convince her that I'm not disgusted by her as she shows me her bedroom, at least I thought I was.
"Prove it." She says as her arms go around me. Ah crap! I can tell by the way she's looking at me she wants a kiss. If I kiss her, she is going to get horny herself. Why you ask? Well, because I'm a good kisser. I don't think that because anyone has told me I am, I'm saying it because I have never ever kissed a but that she didn't all but drag my hand to her breast. I learned to kiss from all the I hung out with in high school. They didn't see me as a dateable so they'd answer my questions about sexual stuff honestly and I learned from it. Now I have to kiss this unappealing woman or live on the streets of Boston for three days. So I kissed her.
Part of my problem here is that I get lost in a kiss, and maybe that's why women enjoy it so much. I know a good number of my fellow kiss with a goal clearly in mind. I kiss just because it feels good to do it. Why is that a problem? I'm glad I asked. It's a problem because I get aroused in the process and if the woman I am kissing allows herself to get lost in said kiss then she gives subtle physical signals that I pick up on and almost instinctively move forward in. It didn't take long before Donna was giving those subtle signals pressing against me stroking areas such as my ass moaning quietly into my ear. My hands started moving on her as we kissed. I could lie here and say that I stripped her off like a pro, but in the interests of not over embellishing my sexual prowess, I managed to unbutton her blouse with an acceptable level of difficulty. Donna was built a bit widely and this is what led to the illusion that she was near the gross side of being over weight was her loose fitting blouse. As my hands roamed over her body, I could tell she was heavy but not what I would actually call fat. We continued the long slow deep kiss and my hands roamed over her bra. My fingers sent the message to my brain that something was in-between the cups that felt more rigid than any stitch. A front hook! Now the higher functions of my brain were totally enslaved to the lower as I would be able to actually lay eyes and hands on the same pair of at the same time. Since it was a front hook, getting the bra open would be far easier than had she had the rear hooking type, which quite frankly still give me some headaches. Again I was able to unfasten it with relative ease, although it's nothing as easy as you see in the movies or read in the books and stories. I pushed her blouse and bra from her shoulders and my hands went back down to her breasts. Once again, I had stumbled onto a problem I had not anticipated. I hate to be crude but to this day I can think of no other way to describe what I now held in my hands other than big, fat titties. I had to look, by this time we here near her bed, so I sat on it and looked up to see the globes of flesh on her chest. She had beautiful breasts. I mean it. They were nice and firm, really firm and huge. I think she had to be at least a DD cup. Maybe only a 36 or 38, but I don't have the illusions that some of the people who write erotic do. A woman with a 38 DD bra size is well endowed, even if the armature storywriters, like myself, don't like to portray it as so. I couldn't help myself. I must have gone on kissing her and play with her for at least a half hour after than. I loved sucking on her big fat titties. She was moaning and groaning and carrying on and then she said something. I looked up from on her left nipple.
"What?" I asked.
"We should get some sleep." But that meant taking away these nice titties! "You'll sleep in my room." She changed into her pajamas. My assessment was not off. Definitely plump, maybe heavy, but not fat. She pecked me on the lips and left me for a mostly sleepless night. I woke with the sunrise but wasn't about to leave her room. I heard her tell her she should go make sure I was still alive. When I heard that all I could think was, TITTIES! She came in and smiled at me. "Hey sleepy head." she said and came up to stand at the edge of the bed. I sat up and put my hands on her hips and smiled up at her. "How did you sleep?"
"All right." I lied. I had gotten about two hours sleep. I slid my hands up and there they were, unfettered smooth, and warm. My god I just lost it with her titties. I occurred to me how cruel it was that God put a pair of like this on this rather than a few of the better looking ones back home. Again we were a good long while with me her breasts until finally I left her room so she could shower and change. I ate breakfast with her mother. Can you say Uncomfortable? I sure as hell was. Her left and we ended up hanging out and making small talk. I didn't press too hard at the objects that distracted me from the rustic setting and the conversation I was taking part in. Her dad come home and suggested we should rent a and watch it by ourselves that night. We rented two of the shitiest I can think of, Abraxxas and The Guyver. Now I'm sure some of my fellow former geeks will want to fry me for calling one or both of these two pure shit, but they were. She made the fold out couch into her bed and we lay down to watch these reels of excrement. Abraxxas was first and I was faking sleep ten minutes into the movie, only to fall asleep ten minutes after that. I woke up and I felt good. No, I felt great. My mind was slowly coming alert and I realized I felt better than great, I felt like a fucking god. My brain alerted me that I should open my eyes because I felt way too good. I looked down and Donna was busy quietly slurping on my stiff cock. My first blowjob! In her house!! With her fine ass due home any minute (I would have banged the blue were I allowed, but lets be honest rather than fictional, no woman is going to watch her some stranger's cock and ask to join in or for a share of it all for herself)!!! I wasn't about to stop her, but I was really nervous. Now the arthritic Golden Retriever I have yet to mention plays into our story. Here she is my cock with great eagerness and I am worried how I will explain to her father what my cock is doing in his daughter's mouth. Suddenly Rusty would walk slowly across the tiled kitchen floor, I was afraid I might have to explain it to her instead. I would be damned, if that didn't keep that up until I came in her mouth. Now, I want it noted for the record that I never ever asked for that. I know she didn't because she got up tight lipped and headed for the restroom where I heard brushing of teeth and gargling. She came back and laid her head near my somehow still mostly erect cock.
"I've never done that before." She said softly. I stroked her face and smiled. Looking back on it with a good deal of time and experience in getting blow jobs and I think more and more that was either complete bullshit or great instructions from her male friends. Either way she stripped and lay beside me. I was supposed to fuck her now. I climbed in between her thighs and saw my first in first person. Now, here's where brutal honesty comes in and gives me a full body check. I know every guy out there talks about what an absolute he was from the first penetration. I don't believe it. I think that every guy his first time he was trying to sink his cock in to a real stumbled on making penetration. This means you are rubbing the sensitive head on soft smooth thigh flesh, then she gets too hot to wait on you and tries to guide it in while your hips are still searching, which means you are now fucking her hand as it grips your stiff member, and BAM! You've just into her pubes or on her thighs. We all did it ladies, if we admit it or not. The moment was too much and we lost it. Don't hold it against us, but give us another chance. Needless to say I was humiliated, because at the time I assumed it meant something was totally wrong with me. She was saying something to comfort me but I knew she was going to tell her friends I was a premature ejaculator and they would laugh at me. I had the next night to prove I wasn't a lame lover. We would be spending it with her female friend who lived with two men. Donna wasn't interested in fucking, but apparently the two were. Once again, I got no sleep, but this time is was from listening to two fucking loudly and repeatedly. I left Boston early the next morning and said goodbye to Donna for what I thought was forever.
She sent me e-mail a little over a month later telling me she had missed her period the previous month. She was claiming she could have gotten pregnant without any penetration. While I don't doubt it's possible, I wasn't about to do anything about it. I had no idea who she might have started blowing while they were asleep and told her as much. I feel kind of bad for taking that position now, but she wrote back the next week to say she had her courses again. So ended any Donna connection in my life, but it had opened the door to many changes I had never even imagined.
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