(c) Copyright 2000 by Wiseguy
"I hate blind dates."
Sherman put a big-brotherly hand on my shoulder. "Of
course you do. And why not? Most blind dates are a total
"Exactly," I agreed, confused. "That's why I --"
He didn't let me finish my objection. "But this one is
going to be the exception. Chandra's got the magic touch,
buddy; you gotta believe."
"I believe," I insisted weakly. "I believe that this date
is a disaster in the making, just like every other date
I've been on since I moved here."
That got an exaggerated sigh from my friend. "You know
what I like most about you, Jake? Your positive attitude."
I met his gaze with a defeated shrug. In the four months
since I'd moved from the Philadelphia suburbs to DC I'd had
exactly three dates, each with a different woman. They all
ended the same way: a well-rehearsed smile, a polite
handshake, and a hasty retreat to the nearest taxi. The
women of Washington are experts at date euthanasia.
Sherman had both hands on my shoulders now, his round,
black face beaming positive energy down at me. Looking up
at him I understood how it was that Sherman could convince
inner-city teens that joining a computer club was cooler
than hanging out on street corners with the crew.
I made one last feeble attempt to reason with this big,
friendly man. "It's not like I haven't tried, Sherm. But
I'm not six feet plus, good looking and smooth the way you
are. The women in this town intimidate the hell out of
"Natalie's not from here," he told me. "She's from
Richmond, and she's been here less than a month. I
guarantee you'll like each other."
"I'm not going to get out of this, am I?"
"Afraid not. Chandra's taken a major shine to you; she's
made it her mission in life to help you find a good woman."
"Lucky me," I said flatly. I'd met Sherman's girlfriend a
few weeks before and hadn't yet figured out what to make of
her. Chandra dresses smartly, carries a Palm Pilot and
makes her living as a data communications consultant. She
is also a fourth-generation witch, with a knowledge of
herbal medicine and rituals that runs every bit
as deep as her understanding of transport protocols.
"You don't know the half of it yet," Sherman assured me
with a wink. "But you'll do fine. Just relax and be
Easy for him to say; Sherman had every reason in the world
to be himself, and to enjoy it. Being me seemed like a lot
less fun. I was a short, skinny white guy with good teeth
and bad hair. It had been over a year since the divorce,
and while I knew I needed to get back into the dating pool
I still had a tendency to keep to myself. In the four
months since I'd taken the transfer and moved to DC,
Sherman was the only friend I'd made in or out of work.
Despite Chandra's guarantees, my expectations for this date
Still, I thought to myself as I rode the Metro home, it
doesn't to make a good faith effort. So instead of
changing into the "business casual" outfit that had so
failed to impress my previous dates, I went with a fairly
new pair of jeans and picked a Cisco polo from my
closet full of high-tech promotional apparel. My hair
stubbornly resists all attempts to arrange it neatly, so I
just ran a brush over it and let it fall where it wanted.
Chandra had arranged things for everyone's mental comfort.
The four of us were to have dinner at Sherman's place and
then head over to the Improv in Northwest and take in a
show. I took the Metro down to Anacostia and knocked on
Sherman's door a few minutes before six.
I'd guessed right on the clothes. Sherman was wearing
Dockers and a plain polo shirt, Chandra a plain skirt and a
colorful silk blouse. She looked me over carefully, then
smiled her approval. "Very good, Jacob," she said. "You
look comfortable." Her Caribbean ancestry came through in
her voice -- that smooth, flowing tone so common in the
islands, muted but not removed by a lifetime in the States.
"So far, so good," I replied with a wink.
We made small talk for a few minutes, then a knock on the
door heralded the arrival of my date. I felt myself
tensing up as Sherman opened the door.
I relaxed gratefully the moment I saw her. She was about
my height, maybe an inch taller, pretty but not dazzling,
with a long mane of cascading curly dark hair. She wore a
simple jumpsuit with lots of pockets and a plain white top.
Sherman conducted her into the living room for the
introduction. "Natalie Simpson," he said simply, "this is
my friend Jake Potter."
"Pleased to meet you, Jake." Her smile was warm, her eyes
twinkling a little behind wire-rimmed glasses.
"Thanks," I replied, half-offering my hand.
"Dinner's not quite ready," Sherman said when nothing else
came out of my mouth in a decent interval. "Can I get
anyone a drink?"
"Not yet," Natalie replied.
"I'm fine," I added, and plopped down on a recliner.
Natalie took the far end of the sofa, Sherman the near.
There was a pregnant pause while I tried to figure out
what, if anything, to say.
Natalie spoke up first. "The lab is just wonderful," she
said to both of us. "I can't thank you enough for all your
I looked quizzically at Sherman, who slapped his own
forehead. "I think I forgot to tell you," he explained.
"Natalie is the new Computer Apps teacher at the high
Now it made sense. Two weeks before I'd spent most of a
weekend with Sherman and his computer club helping to set
up a new computer lab at a high school near his
neighborhood, using equipment donated by local businesses.
The assistant principal who had been our contact had said
they were getting a new teacher but she wasn't on board
yet, so we set things up in a way that seemed to be the
Natalie's opening made things easy for me; we slipped
quickly into technospeak, discussing how we had set up the
network and how she planned to use it in her classes. We
were just getting into some of the security options when
Chandra came back from the kitchen and shot us all an
"If you three are ready to come back to the real world,
dinner is ready. But I'll have no shop talk at my table,
do you understand?" All three of us grinned sheepishly and
promised to behave.
Dinner was a delight: broiled trout, seasoned rice and
assorted vegetables accompanied by a tasty white wine. We
kept the conversation casual, slipping only once into a
job-related area and correcting quickly at a withering look
from Chandra. Throughout the meal Natalie sat across from
me and chatted easily with all of us. For me, the fact
that she didn't keep looking at her watch was an
I got up at the end to help clear away dishes, but Chandra
beckoned me back to my seat. "Sit, Jacob," she told me.
"You and Natalie talk while we clear up. Then, I have a
surprise for you both."
So I sat back down, but there really wasn't much to say.
We sipped the last of our wine and talked about how good
the food was until the table was bare. Then Chandra came
out of the kitchen with something odd in her hands and
placed it gently in the center of the table.
It looked like a small clay pot. It was basically round,
irregular enough in shape to suggest it was hand made. The
outside was a medium brown, glazed brightly enough to
faintly reflect the grain of the wooden table. Stick
figures of dancing people formed a ring around the middle
of the pot.
"In my family," Chandra explained, "we have a small ritual
that we perform when introducing friends to each other. It
helps the bonds of ... friendship ... to form. Will you
allow me to show you?"
I had a suspicion that "show you" actually meant "perform
the ritual on you," but that didn't bother me. I'd told
Chandra on several occasions that I don't believe in
witchcraft, a statement she accepted without argument.
That didn't mean I wasn't a little curious, though. "Fine
with me," I said. Natalie thought a little longer, looking
to Sherman as if for guidance, then agreed.
Sherman dimmed the lights as Chandra struck a match and
held it at the opening of the pot. The flame caught and
rose above the lip -- the pot, I realized, was a fancy
candle. "Join your hands, please," Chandra said, "and look
into each other's eyes."
I reached across the table to Natalie and our hands met in
the middle on either side of the little candle pot. We
interlocked fingers, palms down, and then looked into each
other's eyes. Natalie's were interesting, a mottled brown
with gray specks that seemed to shift around in the
flickering light of the candle.
"Keep looking into each other's eyes," Chandra continued,
her island accent becoming more pronounced, her cadence
more musical. "Breathe deeply and slowly, and as you
breathe try to feel your pulse as it beats gently in your
hands. Be aware of it, and of the other person's pulse,
and notice that as you concentrate the beats will slowly
My nose picked up a strangely soothing scent coming from
the candle, vaguely familiar but not quite enough to
identify. I inhaled deeply, noticing that Natalie was
doing the same, and concentrated on trying to feel her
pulse and my own in our intertwined fingers. A warm,
peaceful feeling crept through me as I stared into
Natalie's eyes, noticing the reflection of the candle flame
and of my own face in the lenses of her eyeglasses.
Chandra exhorted us to concentrate, continue to breathe
deeply and slowly, feel our bodies' rhythms coming into
Then her voice slipped into other words, words from another
language. It took me a few sentences to realize it, but it
didn't really matter because I somehow knew what she was
saying: Breathe ... relax ... be one.
Soon Natalie's eyes glazed over and I felt myself sinking
into them. Our bodies breathed as one, our hearts beating
together in perfect unison, our hands joined as if by glue,
Chandra slipped back into English, her voice fading in and
out enough that I didn't really catch everything she said.
Something about our souls being joined, our spirits
combined. "As the candle burns, your desire increases ...
your passion grows ..." There was a lot more, but I don't
remember it well enough to repeat; I was lost in Natalie's
eyes, and she in mine. After a little while, Chandra
stopped talking and blew out the candle. The lights came
up and we both blinked heavily, as if waking up from a
dream. "How do you feel?" Chandra asked.
I needed a moment more to clear my head before answering.
"Fine," I said. "A little dazed, I guess -- the lights
came on pretty suddenly."
Natalie nodded agreement. "That was ... interesting," she
said, looking me over more closely. "Very interesting. I
felt really connected, almost soul to soul."
"Me too, " I agreed, my mouth working without guidance from
the brain. "I've never felt anything like that before."
Looking up at Chandra, who was beaming at us both, I asked,
"Was that a spell of some sort?"
"Not exactly," she responded slyly.
I was going to pursue the question further, but Sherman
pointed to the clock -- we needed to get going if we were
going to be on time for the show. We didn't talk much as
we hustled on foot to the Anacostia Metro station. Once
inside the train, we were able to sit down and relax a
little. Natalie and I shared a seat, with Chandra and
Sherman in front of us. We switched to the line at
Gallery Place and emerged from the underground at Farragut
North a few minutes later.
Still, by the time we got to the Improv on Connecticut
Avenue the house was mostly full. We ended up in the
smoking section, on the far right side of the showroom.
The warm-up act was only mildly funny to me: another
college-aged kid who'd seen too many episodes of 'Def
Comedy Jam'. Random vulgarities poured out of his mouth,
each sentence containing at least one instance of "fuck",
"nigger", or "pussy", but very few of them actually
including a joke. There were frequent nervous twitters
from various parts of the audience as they reacted to the
shock impact, but little actual laughter. At the end he
got a polite amount of applause, which he tried
ineffectually to bask in, then left the stage muttering
under his breath.
Natalie's assessment of the opener's performance seemed to
match mine. "What a shame," she said as he disappeared
from sight. "I get the feeling he's a really clever guy;
he could have been much funnier if he wasn't trying so hard
to shock people." I agreed, and we spent the next several
minutes discussing other comedians. We had several
favorites in common.
The headliner saved the evening. A more experienced
comedian, he took the show in a completely different
direction. He got us laughing at safe, everyday things:
bureaucrats, athletes, the Moral Majority. By the time he
brought the topics back closer to sex and race, the
audience was comfortable and ready to laugh.
Some of us were more comfortable than others. Not long
into the headliner's set, I felt Natalie shift in her seat;
she settled close against my right side, her crossed legs
leaning in toward mine. I felt and heard her sigh, and an
answering sigh of my own came unbidden from within. A
familiar scent filled my nose and I inhaled deeply, feeling
myself relax as I let it go. A look to my right confirmed
what I had begun to suspect: Chandra had brought the
little candle pot with her. It sat there in the middle of
the table, the flame burning discreetly inside the opening,
the little dancing figures winking at me in the dim light.
It would have been rude to start a discussion about the
candle during the show, and the scent of the candle was
much more pleasant than the cigarette smoke hanging over
the tables nearby, so I said nothing and returned my
attention to the comedian on stage.
Most of it, anyway -- a part of my mind kept noticing how
close Natalie was, how soft and relaxed she felt against
me. I stole furtive glances at her face, her eyes, her
legs, anything I could get a look at. I found myself
wondering what she was wearing under the jumpsuit; simple,
practical undies from WalMart? Lace and satin, a la
Victoria's Secret? Nothing at all?
Get a grip, Jake, I scolded myself. What are your chances
of finding out, anyway? Probably zero. Definitely zero.
So why was I getting a hard-on?
I put renewed energy into following the act on stage.
Focus, Jake buddy. Don't think about the arm pressing
against your side, the leg touching yours all along the
outside of your thigh, the way everything presses more
closely against you when she laughs.
Big help that was. I took another look at the pot, sitting
innocently in the middle of the table, the little dancing
stick figures dancing away around the outside. That's when
I noticed it -- the postures of the stick figures looked a
little odd for dancing. Their arms and legs were
intertwined, bodies close together, hips locked tightly ...
if this was a dance, it wasn't anything they teach at
Under the table, Natalie's hand found mine and our fingers
interlocked, bringing back even more of the sensations of
Chandra's strange ritual. I slipped into a daydream, my
face watching the comedian on stage but my mind looking
into Natalie's eyes again. In my mind's eye I saw myself
reaching for her, pulling the narrow-rimmed eyeglasses from
her face, bringing her in for a long, passionate kiss. My
cock went to Defcon 3 as I imagined her hands running up
and down my back, pulling at my shirt, reaching for my
A burst of applause brought me back to reality as people
all around me stood up to cheer the headliner, who was
taking his bows on stage. Natalie's hand left my thigh and
she whooped and cheered too. I put on a good show,
clapping hard but no way was I going to stand up for a few
"Great show, wasn't it?" Sherman said as the people began
"Wonderful," Natalie agreed. Her eyes locked on mine.
"Don't you agree, Jake?"
"Absolutely," I replied, meeting her gaze and briefly
falling into it. Her expression was distant. I wondered
if she had paid any more attention to the show than I had.
It was time to go; we got up together, me maneuvering
carefully to keep my erection out of sight as we wove
through the tables to the outside. We said our goodbyes to
Sherman and Chandra, who presented us each with a little
white gift bag. "No peeking until you get home," she
admonished us. From the weight of it I had a pretty good
idea what was in mine.
Here was where the evening plan had been left open.
Sherman and Chandra would be taking the Metro back to his
place. It was after 10:30 at night, so going home sounded
like a good move. I turned to Natalie. "Where's home?"
"Not a real convenient Metro ride," I observed. "Want to
share a taxi?"
She frowned slightly. "Why don't we get some coffee or
something first? We really haven't gotten to talk much."
I was so stunned to have a woman not running for the exit
that I opened my mouth without thinking again. "My place
is nearby; I can't vouch for the quality but it's never
"You talked me into it."
It was a little over a mile from the Improv to my house on
Q Street -- a little long for a pleasure stroll, especially
at that hour, so we hailed a cab. "I should probably warn
you," I said as we headed up Connecticut Avenue. "I didn't
prepare the place for company."
"That's okay, you should see my place. I'm still living
amidst piles of boxes."
"I can relate," I said. "I bought a fixer-upper, and most
of it still qualifies as barely habitable. You'll see in a
My house is a brick 2-story structure with wood trim and a
black iron fence. Natalie gave the front façade a good
looking over while I paid the driver. "It looks pretty
good from out here," she said.
"I had the brickwork cleaned and the trim painted early
on," I explained. "Makes it look better, and lets the
neighbors know I'm serious about fixing the place up. The
inside still needs a lot of work." I ushered her inside
and into the living room, which was presentable enough
because I don't use it much. She followed me into the
kitchen, though, which was a bit of a fright. "My
apologies for the décor," I said. "Most of the cabinet
doors were falling off or missing hardware, so I just took
them all off; the replacements were supposed to be here
this week but they're late."
I hit the button on the coffee maker and listened while it
grunted to life. "This'll take a few minutes," I said
lamely. "Is decaf okay?"
"Fine. Can I get the tour? I really love houses."
I hemmed and hawed. "There isn't really much to see right
now," I said. "There's the dining room over there, and a
den behind it that I'm using as my bedroom right now while
I work on the upstairs."
Natalie seemed disappointed, so I took her on a grand tour
of the first floor. She liked the dining room set I'd
picked up at an estate auction and commiserated with me
over the rollaway twin bed I was sleeping on in the
makeshift bedroom. By the time we got back to the kitchen
the coffee maker was emitting its last few gurgles and
We settled into the living room sofa, setting our mugs on
the coffee table next to our white bags. "You can open
yours," she suggested. "You're home."
"I know what it is."
"So do I," she countered. "And I'm curious about it. May
I handed her my bag. "Be my guest."
She reached in and pulled out the little candle pot. Her
other hand dove back into the bag and pulled out a book of
matches. She took a tentative sniff at the unlit candle,
then held it up and examined it. "Did you notice the stick
"It looks as though they're dancing," I offered.
"That's what I thought too, at first," she said,
contemplating the tiny figures on the pot. "But now I'm
not so sure it's dancing."
I left that one completely alone.
She sniffed at the candle again. "It has the most
interesting scent," she continued, "but I can't seem to
smell it now. Do you mind if I light it?"
She struck a match and touched it to the wick. Within
moments that familiar odor began to permeate the room, and
I felt myself relaxing in response to it. Natalie brought
the candle closer to her face and inhaled deeply and
slowly, holding her breath for a few seconds before letting
it out again. Her face took on a dreamy, faraway look as
she set the candle down on the coffee table in front of us.
"Tell me something," she said to me, watching my face
intently. "How does a nice white guy from Philadelphia end
up volunteering at a mostly black DC high school?"
"Just crazy, I guess." She had a lovely smile on her face,
and a soft chuckle for me. "Actually, I did it for
Sherman. He's been a friend since I came down here,
helping me figure out where things are, how things work in
this part of the company. He didn't have to do that. So
when he mentioned he could use some help reworking a high
school computer lab, I jumped in."
"The kids are going to love it," she said. "You did a
really great job."
"Thanks. Now you tell me," I countered. "Why does a nice
white from Richmond come up to DC to teach computers
at a mostly black high school?"
"Just crazy, I guess." She paused long enough to take
another deep breath; I found myself following suit, not
really thinking about it. "My first teaching job was with
a private school in the suburbs. Nearly all of the kids
were white, from affluent families, and already had
computers as good or better than what was in the school.
The only challenge to teaching those kids about computers
was finding things that they hadn't already figured out for
themselves. That's not why I became a teacher, Jake. I
wanted to teach kids something that would open up
possibilities for them, widen their horizons instead of
boring them to death. I want to take kids who think
they're too dumb or too poor to get on the high-tech
bandwagon and show them that they can master this
technology and make it work for them. What better place to
do that than in an inner city public school?"
The candle was getting to me again; I heard her answer and
felt myself nodding appreciatively, but most of my
attention was focused on watching the seductive motions of
her throat as she spoke. I found myself wishing she'd worn
something tighter or low cut, so I could better watch the
rise and fall of her chest. Her left hand started stroking
her thigh absent-mindedly, and my cock almost tore through
"Do you think of yourself as an impulsive person, Jake?"
"Not me," I replied, fighting back the impulse to dive into
that jumpsuit with both hands. "I'm big for looking before
I leap. Sometimes I look too long, and leap too late."
"Same here," she said. "I'm a planner. I make my grocery
list out a week in advance, research every major purchase
before I make it, and keep an extra battery charged for my
cell phone. I never do anything rash."
"Good for us," I said unconvincingly.
She moved closer to me on the sofa. "So why is it that my
mind is so full of rash, impulsive, wild thoughts right
"I don't know," I said, edging closer, "but I'm having a
few of those impulses myself."
"I can see that," she replied. Her hand brushed ever so
lightly across the bulging front of my jeans, and the dam
of my self-control burst. I pulled her to me and kissed
her hungrily, my heart leaping when I felt her lips respond
to mine with equal fervor. Our hands slid over each other,
learning the territory through our clothing, finding the
various snaps and catches that would get it out of the way
when we were ready.
We were ready quickly. Strong hands grabbed a fistful each
of my polo and yanked it upward, taking the
undershirt with it. We broke off our lip lock long enough
to get the shirts over my head, then joined again. My
fingers found the buckles that fastened the jumpsuit's
shoulder straps and released them, then I grabbed the white
top and pulled it up. Her eyeglasses came off as the top
cleared her head; neither one of us bothered looking for
them just then.
The bra had a satiny feel to it, with lace trimming the
upper edges of the half-cups. It was also a front closure,
so it didn't stay closed very long. I buried my face
between her pale breasts, kissing the valley that separated
them, kneading them with my hands. Natalie's back arched
and her hips pushed against me, grinding our groin areas
together in a way that was delicious but not nearly enough.
And then in a flash she was off the sofa, standing next to
it, letting the forgotten bra fall off the rest of the way
and the jumpsuit drop to the floor. She grabbed my pants
legs and started pulling, barely waiting for me to unzip.
My briefs came off at the same time.
Natalie stood over me, her satiny bikini briefs looking
very damp in the middle, and regarded my private of
the Washington Monument with a look of total lust. She
peeled down the sopping wet and then, as if struck
by a thought, looked back to the coffee table. "I wonder,"
she began, and picked up the second gift bag.
"You're not supposed to open that until you're home," I
reminded her, wondering even as I spoke why the hell I was
"I am at home," she countered. "Just not mine. And I've
got a sneaking suspicion that I'm supposed to open this
now." She peeked into the bag and a wicked grin stole over
her face. "I thought so." She reached into the bag and
pulled out a shiny foil packet. In no time at all she had
the packet open and the condom rolled down over my tingling
cock. She made sure it was nice and tight by taking me
into her mouth and giving a good, hard suck. "Mmmm," she
remarked, "mint flavored."
"Chandra thinks of everything."
"Remind me to write her a nice thank-you note." With that,
Natalie climbed on top of me and plunged herself down over
my sheathed club. She was so wet that we slid together
easily and socked down tight, sending a shiver through both
of us. I reached for her and she rode me hard,
gasping and moaning louder and louder until, with a series
of squeaks, she came. I kept in the saddle, fingering her
button to keep her in ecstasy, until my own orgasm hit and
my body went nuts. I saw stars. Natalie collapsed on top
of me at the end of her climax and we held each other,
still basking in the glow of our passion and the scent of
We lay that way for probably ten minutes, perfectly still
and content, and then it started happening again. I felt
the stirrings of a new erection in my groin and my hands
started stroking up and down Natalie's back. My caresses
became slower and more sensual, and covered more territory,
the longer I went. Natalie stirred and moaned and started
kissing my neck, her hands finding places to fondle as
well. Her legs opened. She shifted, putting my growing
stump right up against her slit, and her hips started
gyrating, rubbing her private parts against mine like a
against a human's leg. In very little time I was fully
ten-hut and ready for action, the condom still in place
from the last time.
"I should probably get a fresh condom," I suggested
reluctantly, not wanting to break off contact.
"You're right," she said, but kept on rubbing against me
"Okay, here I go." It took all my will to slide out from
under Natalie and slip into the bathroom. I disposed of
the used condom, cleaned up a little, and headed back to
the living room still mostly erect.
Natalie had used the downtime to locate her glasses and was
examining our little candle with renewed interest. The
sight of Natalie, wearing eyeglasses and nothing else,
staring dreamily into the candle flame, is a that
will remain forever vivid in my mind. She took a slow,
deep breath of the candle's vapors, held it in, and then
let it out in a long, sleepy sigh. "I can't get over this
smell," she told me. "It's just so ... "
"I know." She handed the candle to me and I did the same
thing, taking a long deep draw and letting it out again.
That long whiff of candle scent didn't get me any closer to
figuring out what it smelled like, but it certainly put
iron in my britches (if I'd been wearing any).
Natalie saw the immediate effect of the candle scent and
grabbed it with both hands, tugging on my stiff member
teasingly, raking fingers along the sides. My knees bucked
and I almost dropped the candle. I heard a tearing sound
and then Natalie was unrolling another condom onto me, an
action which sent what little blood was left above my
shoulders rushing south. I was ready when I felt her give
a quick suck again, as she had during the first round; I
was not ready for her to keep going, teasing me with her
tongue and playing with my balls. I was about to lose it
when she finally stopped and looked up at me. "Banana,"
she explained with a playful grin.
I started to grab for her, but she scooted out of reach and
back onto the sofa, stretching out seductively and giving
me a look so hot it melted my fillings. I took one more
long pull of candle scent, then blew it out and set it on
the coffee table. I held my breath until I was hovering
over Natalie on the sofa, then I slowly let it out as she
breathed in. While she was savoring that last bit of
candle scent, I settled in for a nice long suckle at her
She let me play with her for a little while,
getting them nice and ripe and ready, then pulled me up for
the grand finale. I slid easily into her. She hooked her
legs around me and pulled me in deeper. We established a
rhythm, in and out so easily, and kept it up until we both
dropped over the edge into bliss.
As our breathing slowed to normal, I looked down at
Natalie's glowing face and broke out laughing. Her glasses
had slipped halfway up her forehead and were thoroughly
fogged up. As soon as Natalie saw what I was laughing at
she joined in. The laughter subsided into happy sighs and
we sat up together, Natalie tucked neatly inside my arms,
letting the air conditioning dry the thin film of sweat
from our bodies.
Natalie broke the silence. "What the hell just happened?"
Uh-oh. "What do you mean?" I asked warily, my body
starting to tense.
She took my hands and kissed them, sliding herself away a
little bit so we could talk face to face. "That didn't
come out very well; let me try again. Jake, what we just
did was wonderful, exciting, incredibly fulfilling ... and
completely out of character for me. I don't even kiss on
the first date, let alone jump into bed with people. So
what I really meant was, I don't understand what's gotten
into me." Nodding toward my sticky crotch, she added,
"Aside from the obvious, that is."
"I know exactly what you mean," I assured her. "I don't do
this sort of thing either. Not that I've had that many
opportunities, mind you ... but even if I had, I really
don't believe in bed-hopping. It's not smart, and it's not
"Which makes it all the more bizarre that we're having this
conversation while sitting naked on your sofa." I watched
in silent appreciation as Natalie stretched over and
grabbed the candle from the coffee table. She examined it
again, turning it slowly in her hand. I looked again too,
especially at the little stick figures. Natalie sniffed
delicately at the opening. "There's hardly any scent now,"
she observed. "But when it's lit ..." She started to go
for the matches.
"Are you sure you want to do that?" I asked. "Whenever
that thing is lit, my libido seems to take over."
"Mine too," she said. "Maybe this would be better
investigated in the daytime."
I nodded agreement. "This is a convertible sofa," I
offered. "I could pull it out and make it up real quick if
She seemed to think about it for a second, anyway. "No,
that's okay. I think I need to go home now. I've broken
enough rules for one night."
I was a little disappointed, but I could understand. "Can
I call you tomorrow?"
"Sure," she said, gathering her clothes together. "Let me
find my things and we can exchange numbers."
We both cleaned up and dressed quietly, a little bit of
post-coital awkwardness starting to settle in. I put my
home address, home phone and PCS phone numbers on the back
of one of my business cards for her; she wrote hers on a
note card she pulled from her purse.
I waited outside with her in silence until her cab arrived.
We shared a brief, sanitary kiss and then I watched her
The next day was a Saturday. I got up early, my head still
in a twist from the night before. "I don't get it," I
complained over breakfast. "I mean, at first I was my
usual lame self, but during the show, and later back here,
it seemed like everything was going my way. Then, at the
very end, it was as though someone threw a bucket of ice
water on us. What the hell happened?"
As usual, the characters on my cereal box had
nothing to contribute. Useless little buggers.
After breakfast I threw on some old, grungy sweats and
headed upstairs to what would eventually become my bedroom.
When I'd bought the house the master bedroom had been done
in the most hideous paisley wallpaper I've ever seen. Not
only was it butt ugly, but it had been on there so long it
proved impossible to get off. I tried the usual solvents,
even a little device that scores the paper with jillions of
tiny holes to help the solvent get through to the paste,
but in the end all I did was put a shitload of little tiny
holes in the plaster and make the wallpaper even nastier.
I ended up stripping off the entire inside walls, plaster
lathe and all, and putting up new drywall in its place --
an act that qualifies as sacrilege in the eyes of a purist,
but I have neither the patience nor the skill to deal with
new plaster myself and the exterior facelift had put a big
crimp in the budget.
Hanging drywall, on the other hand, is a snap; it took me
longer to haul the sheets upstairs than to cut them and put
them up on the walls. That's the beauty of it. The
downside -- and it's a bear -- is smoothing the joints and
covering the screws that hold the wallboard to the studs.
You do it by putting tape over the seams and applying a
series of progressively thinner and wider coats of drywall
compound, called 'mud', to cover the joints and smooth it
all out so it looks like one unbroken plane. Spreading the
mud is possibly the most obnoxious, tedious, pain-in-the-
ass job an amateur remodeler can do. On the other hand, on
that Saturday morning a dull, repetitive task was exactly
what I needed to help establish some order between my ears.
While my body spread drywall mud in the appropriate places,
I replayed the previous night in my head. When I'd first
met Natalie, I'd been nervous; that had shown, probably, in
my monosyllabic sentences. Then the conversation turned to
work stuff, and I was able to open up. Nothing new there,
I've always been better at directed conversation than at
making small talk. After dinner, while Chandra and Sherman
were clearing up, I'd fallen back into awkward mode because
we didn't have anything specific to discuss. I remembered
Natalie watching me, feeding me leading lines only to have
me fumble on the return. She'd been trying to help me, and
I'd missed it completely.
The turning point, of course, was that ceremony with the
candle. I remembered the weird feelings I got staring into
Natalie's eyes, feeling her pulse and breathing synchronize
with mine. Everything had faded out there for a while,
everything except her eyes. The connection that had opened
up between us during that had made all the difference for
me; after that, I had no more problems talking with
Natalie. I remembered making pleasant chitchat with her on
the train. Nothing technical, nothing too serious --
exactly the kind of social chatter I'd been failing
miserably at before and during dinner.
We were doing well at the club, too, watching the show,
commenting on the opening act. We laughed at a lot of the
same lines from the headliner. I wouldn't have said sparks
were flying, but it was definitely going better than any
other date I'd been on lately. Then that candle made an
What the hell was it about that candle? The smell? There
was something familiar about it, something I thought I
should recognize but couldn't quite place it. The little
stick figures, humping each other in a ring around the pot?
Was the ritual itself some kind of spell?
Logic demanded that I address that last question
immediately. Of course it was a spell. Chandra is a
witch, from a long line of witches, so naturally her 'old
family ritual' would be a spell. That would be Chandra's
way of helping things along -- she was trying to get me
Uhh, Jake? You don't believe in magic, dude.
True. Still, there was no denying that something happened
at that table after dinner. There had to be a logical
explanation for it.
Just as I was going into vapor lock over what that
explanation might be, the phone rang. I grabbed the
I knew that voice. "Natalie?"
"Good ear," she said. " I know it's short notice, but do
you think I could stop by for a few minutes?"
"Sure, no problem. How soon will you be here?"
"Just a minute or two, probably. We were already on the
road and I realized this was your neighborhood."
"We?" Oops -- I hadn't meant for that to be out loud.
"My roommate is with me. I want to show her that candle,
and maybe try an experiment. Would that be okay?"
I looked at my half-full pan of drywall mud. "I suppose,"
I said. "I'm in the middle of something that I sort of
need to finish, but if you can wait twenty minutes or so
"That's fine," she agreed. "We'll just park outside, and
you can come let us in when you're ready."
I put down the phone and made a mad pass through the first
floor, picking up stray things. Fortunately there wasn't
much; the place was in basically the same shape as the
night before. I was just about done when I saw a yellow
Neon pull up outside. Leaving them waiting at the curb
seemed a bit unfriendly, so I stepped outside to invite
Natalie was in the passenger seat. The driver was another
white about the same age, sandy-haired and plain-
looking. They got out when they saw me coming down the
steps. Both were dressed down: Natalie wore long shorts
and a tank top, her companion khakis and a tee.
Natalie got the introductions out of the way quickly.
"Jake, this is my roommate Rose. Rose, this is Jake."
Rose gave my hand a perfunctory squeeze. "Nice house."
"Thanks," I replied. "The inside still needs a lot of
work. In fact, I was spreading drywall mud when you
called. I need to finish what I have out, but you two are
welcome downstairs while I do it."
They were amenable to that, so I showed them into the
living room and left Natalie in charge while I went
upstairs to finish my trough. I was right over their
heads, but with the thickness of the floors in my house
and the scratchy noises of my drywall knife swiping over
the walls I might as well have been in another county. I
was just about through when I heard Natalie's voice on the
"Jake?" She called.
"Stay up there for a little bit more, would you? We're
going to try something down here."
A strange request; then again, it had been a pretty strange
weekend so far. "Okay," I shouted back. "I'm just about
done here, so give me a shout when the coast is clear."
I only had a little more to do, so I added another bit of
mud to my trough and finished up that coat. A minute or so
into it, the faintest suggestion of a smell registered in
my nose. It smelled like ...
The candle -- they lit the candle. What the hell?
I got a grip. Natalie had said they were going to try an
experiment, so they probably lit the candle as part of
that. So in a few minutes, they'd tell me to come on down
and everything would be normal. Probably. Just in case,
though, I flipped the register closed in the floor.
Somebody should have a clear head, I figured.
I went back to work on the wall, but even as I smoothed out
the remaining few joints I couldn't stop myself from
wondering what was going on downstairs. I pictured Rose
and Natalie sitting on the sofa, looking at the candle.
Commenting on the scent. Getting aroused. Pulling at
their clothing. Removing their clothing.
By the time I finished the last joint, my cock was hard
enough to hang a bucket from -- and I couldn't even smell
the candle anymore. I waited, listening for the moans and
sighs that my fantasies expected to hear.
Instead, I heard the front door open and close. My
fantasy bubble burst; and though my cock was reluctant to
let go of the idea, I assumed that my living room was now
empty. They didn't even say goodbye, I complained silently
to myself. With a heavy sigh, I picked up my trough and
taping knives and took them to the bathroom to wash them
out. Not the nicest thing to do to an bathroom vanity,
but it was going to get replaced anyway along with most of
I might have had a second's warning if I hadn't already
taken the mirror down. As it was, I was concentrating
totally on getting the dried goop out of the plastic trough
when a pair of arms encircled me at the waist. One
squeezed me tightly while the other set something down on
the counter in front of me. The powerful aroma from the
candle rose straight up and into my head, making me
instantly dizzy. Both arms were on me now, one pulling up
on my shirt, the other snaking into my pants, seeking and
finding the hardwood handle inside. I felt the condom
slide over me and roll down toward the root.
In seconds my clothing was on the floor. Natalie pressed
close into my back, letting me feel her against my
skin while she pumped my cock with one hand and teased my
nipples with the other. I was hyperventilating, which of
course pulled even more of the stupefying vapors into my
head and made any rational discourse impossible. So I
reached behind me with my right arm, turning the palm ,
searching for the hot damp spot I knew had to be right
behind my butt somewhere. I found it, and probed as far as
my fingers could reach. Her legs opened and she shifted to
the side a little, giving me just enough extra room to find
her button. She let out a delighted squeal and let go of
my shaft for a moment, which was all I needed.
I wheeled around quickly and grabbed Natalie's naked body
in a bear hug, lifting her off the floor and walking her
over to the someday-bedroom. When I got to the canvas drop
cloth I had laid out to protect the floor, I dropped to my
knees and laid her down on her back. Before she could do
anything else I pinned her legs down and l spread them
apart slightly to make room for my face. She didn't resist
once she knew what I was doing. I ate her with gusto,
probing and teasing and learning the territory as I went.
Her body writhed and her fingers played in my hair while I
worked on her until she shuddered and screamed through a
I let up for a second and Natalie took the opening. She
pulled her legs out of my grip and started to crawl away,
laughing wickedly. I managed to grab her by the hips and
pulled her back toward me, the drop cloth providing her
with no traction to resist even if she wanted to. But she
didn't -- instead she looked around at me, wiggled her
shapely ass, and winked. "Go ahead," she said.
No further prompting was necessary. My cock was aching for
release, so I pulled her up to me and entered her canal
from behind. She pushed up against me, rocking and
panting, and before long I was grunting and pumping into
her. My knees held up just long enough to finish, then
deposited me on the drop cloth where I flopped, gasping for
"So ... did your experiment turn out the way you expected?"
It was lunch time. Natalie and I were washed and dressed,
and feasting on sandwiches from my fridge. The candle had
been doused and returned to the coffee table without
Natalie finished chewing, her eyes still glowing from
earlier. "I didn't really have an expectation," she
explained. "I wanted to take some pictures of the candle
and email them down to Dr. Jenkins, my anthropology
professor at VCU. Then I decided to light it, just for a
minute, and see if it affected Rose the same way that it
seems to affect us."
"Rose was unimpressed. In fact, she said it smelled
vaguely obscene, like some kind of musk. So I let
it burn a little longer. After a few more minutes, I
thanked Rose and told her to go home without me."
"And the rest is pornography?" I quipped. Natalie snorted
and threw her napkin at me. "Okay, okay," I conceded. "So
what have we learned from this experiment?"
"Point One: the candle doesn't seem to affect other
people, just you and me."
"Point Two," I added, "it doesn't take a snoot full of it
to work. I closed the vent upstairs, but I was practically
having wet dreams just knowing that you had the thing lit."
"Oh?" Her eyebrows lifted inquisitively.
"No way," I declared. "Not until we know each other a
helluva lot better."
Natalie raised her Pepsi can with a smile. "I'll drink to
That smile opened up places in my gut that I hadn't heard
from in months. "This is the strangest relationship I've
ever been in," I remarked. "We've known each only a few
hours. We've spent an astonishing amount of that time
either eating or making out. What do you say we get out of
here and go do something normal?"
"Okay," she said. "What do you have in mind?"
I didn't have anything particularly in mind, so we
brainstormed for a few minutes. It was summer, we were
both new to the city, so ultimately we decided to be
tourists for the afternoon. I changed from my grubbies
into jeans and a Legato Systems golf and we headed
for the Metro.
It was an exhilarating afternoon for me. We went down to
the Mall and walked around, touring the sculpture garden,
riding the carousel, paying a short visit to the
Smithsonian Natural History museum. We spent a long time
just sitting on a bench watching kids play on the grass.
She told me about life at VCU and her in
Richmond; I told her about life at Temple
University and a little bit about the Philadelphia suburbs.
She asked about my family.
"Ever been to the Capitol?" I blurted out.
She gave me a mildly suspicious look. "No."
"Lets go see it now," I suggested. "It's only a few blocks
"You're changing the subject," she noted, "but okay."
A lot of the buildings in DC look more impressive on
postcards or television screens than they do in reality.
The US Capitol is not one of them. It rose majestically in
front of us as we approached, tall and wide and
impressively gray-white. Bright-colored dots of tourists
lounged in front of the building, enjoying the reflecting
pool, reading, maybe watching out of the corner of an eye
for a familiar face from the news. Tour hours were over
when we got there, so we parked on a stone slab and looked
back down the mall, over the reflecting pool.
Natalie didn't push. I was half expecting her to, so when
she didn't I actually felt more compelled than if she had
insisted I spill my guts.
"I don't have much family," I said slowly, staring into the
distance. "My folks are retired, living in Harrisburg. I
have an ex-wife in Conshohocken with a 5-year-old who
used to call me Daddy."
I was looking down at the ground now, fighting back the
tears as I thought of the little girl. Comforting arms
encircled me, pulling me close. "I'm sorry," she said
"It's okay ... you couldn't know."
"I'm still sorry."
"So am I," I said, my head resting on her shoulder. "It
wasn't supposed to be like that. Trish and I were high
school sweethearts. We both went to Temple so we could be
together, and we got while we were still in
college. I worked nights to support us, and when Annabelle
came along she dropped out of school to take care of her
and I got a second job. I got my degree, dumped the two
jobs for one good one, and thought everything would be
okay. Two years later Trish filed for divorce; she wanted
to marry the guy she'd been sleeping with behind my back
for almost the entire marriage."
Natalie made a sympathetic noise.
"The real kicker," I continued, "was the custody hearing.
I wanted joint custody of Anna; failing that, I wanted as
much visitation as I could get. Trish's lawyer dropped the
bomb right up front: blood tests proving that Anna isn't
my daughter. Not only did I get no visitation, but Trish's
lawyer actually said he'd seek a restraining order to keep
me from trying to see Anna. It was the worst day of my
"Jesus, Jake," she said, holding me. "What did you do?"
"I totally caved. I let her have everything: the house,
the car, even the goddamn dog, just to get it over with. I
moved into a cruddy little apartment on the edge of Jersey
and licked my wounds in solitude for a year. Then this DC
job opened up and my boss recommended me for it, so I moved
down here to try and restart my life."
"I'm sorry, Jake," Natalie said one more time. "I don't
know what to say."
"Try, 'Shut up, you whining little twerp.' That's usually
what I say."
She kissed me tenderly and dabbed at my face with a hanky.
"I was thinking more along the lines of, 'Let's go back to
my place and I'll buy you a drink.' "
I thought about it for a second. "That works, too."
We got back on the Metro, walking hand in hand this time,
and took the green line to Columbia Heights. The row house
Natalie shared with Rose was in a well-kept area; a notch
or two above my digs, but still middle class. Over beer
and pizza I learned that Rose was also a teacher, but at a
different school. Their living arrangement was the result
of good luck and careful reading of the classifieds, as
they hadn't met prior to Natalie's move.
Most of the evening is a blur for me. We spent hours
sitting around the living room, sipping beer and talking
about innocuous things. With Natalie by my side I had no
problem talking to Rose, although most of my remarks seemed
to be addressed to Natalie. Eventually evening gave way to
night, and Rose discreetly excused herself and wished us
We sat on the couch and cuddled, listening to the radio and
just being close to one another. After a while I decided
it was my move. "It's getting late," I observed. "I
should probably be going."
Natalie grunted a little and stood up. "Come on, you."
She took my hand firmly, turned, and gently pulled me
toward the stairs. I stumbled out of the couch and
followed, not resisting. We turned right at the landing
and went into her bedroom, closing the door behind us. By
the time I had done that and turned around to face Natalie,
she had already kicked off her shoes and was pulling the
black tank top off over her head. She pushed her glasses
back into place, leaned back against the dresser, and
watched for my reaction.
It was largely hormonal, of course. My pants started to
feel tight so I followed suit, peeling off my polo
and draping it across the back of a nearby chair. Natalie
smiled lustfully and dropped her shorts; she was now
wearing only a black strapless bra and matching bikini
brief. Not to be outdone, I kicked my shoes off and let my
pants join them on the floor, kicking them aside to keep
the floor clear. Natalie reached behind her back and the
bra came free. She dangled it in front of her, teasing me
with it for a few seconds, before tossing it aside. My
undershirt landed on top of it immediately.
We stepped slowly towards each other, clad only in our
underpants, and met in the middle of the floor in a long,
loving embrace. We kissed deeply, our bodies pressed
together, loving the skin to skin contact. When we paused
for breath I held her back slightly. Dropping slowly to my
knees, I slid a finger into each side of her and
pulled them down, leaning my face into her center region to
fill myself with her scent. She lifted a leg to clear the
underwear and I grabbed it, pulling it out slightly so I
could put a line of kisses up the inside of her thigh. I
kissed her mound and began to probe lightly with my tongue.
"Get up here, you," she commanded in a half-moan, and she
pulled me up to my feet. "My turn." Pulling me closer,
she slithered down to her knees, letting her rub
against me the whole way down, even catching the bulge of
my extended cock between them. She pulled down my briefs,
freeing the anxious contents thereof, and began kissing the
side of my shaft. A free hand worked into the space behind
and played with my balls in a way that sent shivers through
me. My knees bucked and I staggered backward, landing with
an awkward thump on the edge of her bed.
Natalie didn't miss a beat. Like a hungry lioness, she
crawled sensuously over to the bed and up onto my lap. She
gave my chest a playful push and I went down flat on my
back, my pop-up timer sticking straight up and proclaiming
to the world that I was ready. She climbed up higher,
rearing over me and looking down through the lenses of her
eyeglasses with lust in her eyes. She took my scratching
post in her hand and used it as a toy, rubbing the tip of
it up and down her slit, until it was dripping with her own
juices. When my face told her I couldn't stand the teasing
any more, she plunged herself down over me and locked in
tight, giving me a good squeeze with her inner walls. I
was in ecstasy and intensely afraid of popping too soon, so
I reached up and pulled her down on top of me, hugging her
tightly, giving myself a few seconds to calm down.
Our lips met and our tongues met and soon I felt Natalie's
hips rocking, moving me in and out. She sat up, sinking me
deeper inside her, and we both started pumping in earnest.
Our eyes locked and we gasped and moaned as one, faster and
faster, until we both went crashing into orgasm together.
Afterwards we cuddled together on the bed like spoons,
Natalie tucked neatly under my arm. "Point Three," she
said contentedly on the verge of sleep, "we're just as good
together without the silly candle."
Chandra surprised me by showing up at the office Monday.
"I owe her an expensive lunch," Sherman explained.
"That he does," she confirmed with a broad grin. "So tell
me, Jacob -- how was your weekend?"
I smiled back, feeling 10 years younger than I had on
Friday. "Good," I said coyly. "I got all the drywall
taped in the bedroom, and the joints smoothed over. A
little sanding, and it'll be ready for primer and paint by
Chandra frowned disapprovingly at me. "That's not what I
"I knew that," I retorted. "Everything else went according
to plan -- your plan, I assume."
Sherman cleared his throat. "Actually, buddy, it was my
idea to put you and Natalie together. Chandra just
provided the means."
"I see," I said. "Well, Chandra, your means were damned
effective. Natalie helped me finish up the drywall work
yesterday, after we spent Saturday doing the tourist thing
on the Mall. And when we weren't looking at monuments or
making out like horny teenagers, we were trying to figure
out how exactly that little candle works."
"Oh, really?," she said slyly. "And what did you
"We didn't," I confessed. "We know it isn't magic, because
neither one of us believes in magic. We know it isn't some
kind of drug in the candle, because it didn't affect
Natalie's roommate when she smelled it. The best idea we
could come up with is that you did something during the
ritual itself that messed with our minds."
Chandra said nothing; she simply smiled at me like a black
"Well?" I prompted. "Are you going to tell me if I'm
"Answer me this first," she said. "Do you love the girl?"
My answer came straight from the gut. "Yes," I said,
surprising myself at how certain I was. "I love her, and
I'm pretty sure she loves me. And the more time we spend
together, the more I think it would have ended up that way
even without your voodoo spell."
"In that case," she replied, an unmistakable note of
triumph in her voice, "does it really matter?"
She had an excellent point there.