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Copyright c November 1999 By C.D.E. ALL Rights Reserved
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All Characters And Events Depicted In This Are Purely
Fictional. There Is No Intention In Any Manner, To
Represent Or Mimic, Any Real World Situations Or Persons.
Story Content:(M+/F, MF, Impreg, FemDom)
WARNING: THIS IS A PURE SEXUAL FANTASY. DO NOT READ
THIS IF YOU ARE HOMOPHOBIC, AND/OR DO NOT LIKE
READING A FICTIONAL OF THE DOMINANT/CUNNING SLUT
GENRE, WHERE GULLIBLE ARE TRICKED/FOOLED/USED,
PSYCHOLOGICALLY MANIPULATED, OCASSIONALLY FLAGELLATED,
SEXUALLY DOMINATED BY THEIR BEAUTIFUL SLUT WIVES AND
OCASSIONALLY BY THEIR WIVES' MALE LOVERS.
TO BE READ BY ADULTS AT LEAST 21 YEARS OF AGE
My has just broken out her maternity wardrobe
again. So I guess this is way of letting me know she's
with child again.
I tell you, it's the most uncanny thing. She seems to
get pregnant no matter which brand of condoms I buy.
She has problems with the pill and doesn't get along
well with other methods of birth control protection, so I
end up using a latex barrier.
But because of condom failures due to pin leaks
or something like that, we have three beautiful children.
The other unfortunate coincidence is that each of our
kids have always favored someone other than me. Two favor
my uncles who were visiting around the time she conceived
them by me. Our last child favored an boyfriend of
hers who came by to wish us well in our marriage. That
made me feel good for an beau of her's to be enough
to come by and admit she a better than he was.
But back to this thing about who the kids resemble,
I'm telling you, Nature works in strange ways.
My says it has something to do with the
horoscope, the stars, and the alignment of the planets.
My says that because she was around them at a
certain time, that they transmitted their looks to the baby
while it was in the oven. Her said the same thing. I
respect her mother, so it must be true.
My mother-in-law always told me that I should marry
her because I could provide a good living for her
and allow her the emotional space and freedom she needed.
I assured my mother-in-law that I would get as large a
house as I could afford, with a good bit of ground so that
my new bride would have plenty of space, and freedom to
plant as big a garden and as many flower beds as her little
My wife's always liked to compliment me by
saying that when the brains were passed out I didn't have
to worry, I got my teaspoonful. I'm telling you, it's good
to have a mother-in-law that thinks a lot of you and
respects your intelligence.
I wasn't very experienced with women or sex when I
married Jean. Both she and her and others in her
family liked that quality about me. I was virtually a
virgin, that is except for the hand I gave myself
from time to time over the years.
Jean wasn't a virgin, but her told me that an
experienced woman was a great asset, because she'd sowed
her wild oats and now was ready to settle down with a nice
man such as myself.
My mother-in-law warned me against dating or marrying
less experienced women who, will be easily charmed by a
good looking face or sexy clothes on a fast talking
"No Joe, with my Jean you won't have that problem.
She's had at least 10 steady boyfriends since graduating
high school, five years ago. Slept with all of them." Her
mom also said she lost count of the non-steady, just
overnight dates my new bride-to-be, had with different
My likes for to tell her jokes. It really
gets her in a sexy mood.
It all started when after the reception on our wedding
night when I went looking for her after she'd danced away
with one of my uncles. Well I found them when they were
returning from his car. As they were walking toward me he
was telling her another joke from his endless repertoire.
Later that night in our wedding bed, she wanted me to
see her to show me how excited she'd gotten from all
the jokes my Uncle Teddy had told her.
Her lovely was not only heated, but was oozing
this milky whitish goo. She showed me how to make mouth
love to her. She really enjoyed me doing that. From that
night on, she always like for me to lick and all
her love down before she and I have sex.
I can tell when she's not excited, because her
doesn't have that exotic smell and love goo, as when she's
excited from laughing at other's jokes. It also seems that
it only works if tell her the jokes.
It's worth it for me to let her go see one of my
uncles or even some of her boyfriends to tell her jokes
so I can get her good love goo. She really comes good when
I lap her when her creamy love is leaking and dripping
out of her.
Another thing I don't understand is why she has to
have my uncle and the other fellows to tell her jokes in
the bedroom, when she's at our house, before she gets
excited. It takes them about 45 minutes to an hour to get
her all heated up with their jokes before she's ready for
me to come in and do my husbandly conjugal duty.
It's been this way for the whole seven years we've
Oh well, I guess that's just the way she is.
I`m wondering who the baby is going to look like this
time? I'll have to keep an eye out for who's around her
the most this time. I hope it's me.
That's another thing I haven't figured out yet is why
the youngun doesn't take after me, since I spend so much
time around her.
I'm telling you, Nature is strange.
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