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FORESTAL shirt off first The wash may


"Forestalling" {Pendragon} (MF wl rom safe)
by Uther Pendragon

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This material is Copyright, 1996, Uther Pendragon. All
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All persons here depicted, except public figures depicted as
public figures in the background, are figments of my imagination
and any resemblance to persons living or dead is strictly
# # # #

by Uther Pendragon
"Is that you, Bob?"

"It's a burglar. I've come to steal a kiss."

"Guess what.... Mmmmmph."

"Mph, yourself. That kiss was worth stealing. And I love
your outfit."

"Must be the shorts. You painted in the shirt when it was

"Your style in bra. Besides you do things for the shirt."

"'Off' isn't a style. I saw that gynecologist today, and
guess what?"

"She said that you've been overusing your genitalia and to
give them a month's rest?"


"She discovered that I've infected you with 11 rare, but
disgusting, venereal diseases?"

"One more wrong guess and I go back to fixing dinner."

"She prescribed a diaphragm and spermicide, gave them to
you; and you have it inserted now -- just in case a sex maniac
might come through the door and whisk you off to bed?"

"Right the third time. But the sex maniac had better hurry,
my husband was due home thirty minutes ago."

"Sorry. Rush job. Bosses ain't professors. 'Sorry, Prof.
Hot date, gotta run,' doesn't hack it."

"Bet your professors didn't give second make-ups on *their*

"I think that I did remarkably well with my psychic powers."

"With no little clues from my having told you precisely what
I planned to do?"

"Pure psychic powers. We have a union. Husbands *never*
listen to what their wives tell them they are going to do."

"So Lorena says.... Well, I'll go back to fixing dinner."

"Let's check out the wonders of medical science first."

"Men! You only think of one thing."

"Nonsense. Mph. Mph."

"Let me get the shirt off first. The wash may have missed
some of the goop you spilled on it.... Last one nekkid is a
rotten egg."


"Efficient! I'll help the rotten egg.... Now look here.
Are you excited about going diving without your wet suit? Hmm?"

"Leave him alone. You didn't like rug burns.... Now where
was I? Here? Mmmm. Maybe it was here. Mmmm mmm. I'd better
check out the first one, again."

"The last one was my left one. And, if you do much more of
this, I won't be able to walk to the bedroom."

"No problem."

"Watch that!"

"Sorry. They sure make bedroom doors narrow."

"They expect people to walk in."

"Silly them. Umhm."

"Tickles! Stop. They figure people will know that once in
bed, they can do all the kissing they want without contortions."

"Really? Let's try.... Mmph. Hey!"

"Both people."


"Does it feel any different when it's just me?"

"A little. Does it feel different to you?"

"A lot. God, you are smooth and slippery. But, without the
rubber, I'm moving against *you*. It's not just a general
clasping. Oh!"

"Do you like when I do that?"

"Maybe too much."

"Don't worry. I've been thinking about this for hours....
Oh yes."


"Oh love. I can't. Oh. Yes, love. Yes, love. Yes!
Love... Jeh? ... Net. Jeh. Net! Net! Oh God!"


"Roll, would you?"

"I do love you, girl. Are you all right?"

"I'm fine. Didn't you feel me?"

"I was a little far gone. Love you."

"Love you, too. Oh, Bob, I could feel it when you came. It
spurted out and hit me. I felt it."

"Well, it spurted. That, it did. Let me catch my breath."


"My leg is going to sleep."

"Sorry. Now there. How do you like the wonders of medical
science? By the way, did you ask?"

"Yes. If you want to again, we can do it right now. But
you'll have to use a condom if we do it at bedtime or in the

"Right now? You'll be lucky if I get it up next week. You
are indubitably the sexiest wench in North America."

"Can I quote you on that?"

"Jeanette Brennan is the sexiest wench in North America."

"Next week?"

"Let's keep the box in reach tonight. Just in case."



"What did you expect? We didn't give them anywhere else to
go. Pass a Kleenex. Anyway, I told you that you really drained

"Well, at least it's on your side."

"That just means that I sleep in the middle and you scrunch

"'How is this night different from all other nights?' You'd
better just hope that it will dry over dinner time."

"Speaking of which, when do we eat?"

"Men! You only think of one thing."

"That wasn't what you said an hour ago."

"Was so!"
The End
Uther Pendragon

This is one of a series of stories about the Brennans.

The next story in the series is:

The first story in the series is:
The directory to the entire series is:
Brennan stories Directory

The directory to all my stories can be found at:
Index to Uther Pendragon's Website

Another couple appear in another story in which contraception
figures prominently, called:
"Dulce et Decorum"
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