| "ADVENTURE (noun): an unusual and exciting, often hazardous, experience or
activity." The New Oxford Dictionary of English
Welcome to my new "Adventure" series. My two previous "The
Arrangement" and "Breaking The Arrangement" (which will continue) were
autobiographical. Everything in them is based on what actually happened to
me as I was growing up. While reliving these experiences was enjoyable
(although not as enjoyable as the real thing), as a writer it was also
frustrating because of the need to be faithful to what really happened and
not embellish events.
The Adventure series has no such restrictions. While some of the
stories may have a kernel of truth at their heart, for the most part they
are pure fiction, a chance to my wings as an author and go where my
lust and imagination takes me.
There will be "Rough Trade Adventures," "Glory Adventures,"
"Transgendered Adventures, etc.; In short adventures galore. However,
there is a catch. As found as I am of dick, I"m an even bigger
slut for feedback on these stories. How many adventures are posted on the
web and how often they are posted will be in direct relation to the number
of emails I get at firstname.lastname@example.org. The more (and more detailed)
emails I get the more will appear. So, now that we"ve all got that
straight, sit back and let the adventure begin.
I THE SHERIFF (BUT I ALSO THE DEPUTY) A "Law Enforcement
Adventure" by Web Dazell
It was a good day for hunting. The early fall had brought a refreshing
crispness to the weather and turned the canopies of the trees into a
harlequin"s umbrella of chartreuse, ocher, butterscotch and copper. The
rainstorm from a couple of days before had left the earth comfortably soft
but not overly wet, perfect for hunkering down once the prey was ensnared.
Best of all, the quarry was plentiful.
As I walked up the trail I could see my potential targets scattered
along its borders, their uncertain eyes tracking me as I moved toward them,
trying to determine my purpose. Some, the shyer ones, moved deeper into
the trees while others less wary than their counterparts stood their
ground, one or two even moving toward the path I was walking.
After several minutes of surveillance I spotted my prey resting against
the trunk of a small oak tree. but clearly mature. A little smaller
than average build with a delicate body and longish limbs, the legs firm
and muscular. As I drew slowly closer I could see a pair of grey eyes
stealthily peeking out from under half lowered eyelids. The eyes were
rather near together above an irregularly shaped nose which emphasized the
leanness of the face. A fringe of tousled flaxen hair fell over the ridge
of the ears. A good selection, I thought to myself, not a trophy specimen
but still very nice. The trick now would be to finish my approach without
spooking him further into the woods.
When we were about two feet apart his eyes snapped open, all pretense of
disinterest gone; his gaze locking with mine as each of us appraised the
other. Straightening up to step away from the tree he gave a short,
inquisitive tilt of his head, wordlessly asking my intentions, intentions I
made clear by running the tip of my tongue across my semi-parted lips.
With a crooked smile and a short nod of his head he accepted my offer. I
had snagged my prey.
Still not speaking we walked deeper into the woods, the back of my hand
occasionally brushing against his denim covered crotch. Our destination
was one of the "Cocksuckers' Coves," a series of a dozen or so secluded
grottos which dotted the most remote corner of this county park.
Accessed by the means of twisty paths which sometimes doubled back on
themselves, each cove was literally carved out of the bushes and underbrush
in the shape of an "L" lying on its side. You entered though a narrow
passageway which mimicked the vertical line of the L and, about five feet
later, made a second turn to enter the actual cove, usually a 4 x 5 foot
clearing edged by brush and vines about seven feet tall. The ground in
each cove was cleared of plants and covered with wood chips. Every cove
contained a log lying on its side as well as a three to four foot stump
setting upright. Some even had small garbage cans.
The intricate and artificial nature of these coves had spawned a number
of rumors about their origins, one wag insisting the "other fairies" were
responsible. The most common theory was horny park employees had created
and maintained these little slices of heaven so they could get their balls
drained on a regular basis. Although no one had ever seen a park employee
in one of the coves, it was an well accepted rule that anyone wearing the
brown park work uniform who entered a cove would be treated like royalty
with everyone falling to their knees in homage. Regardless of who or what
created these sanctuaries, for several years they had served as a
well-known spots where could enjoy each other without fear of
My prey turned out to be as delicious as he looked. His dick was pale
white, longer than average but thin nestled in a clump of golden down which
also lightly covered his scrotum. His balls were equally compact, rounded
like marbles instead of the usual egg shape.
He had no hesitation about using me for his pleasure, demanding I lie on
my back while he squatted just above me slowly lowering his sac into my
gaping mouth. I treated his balls as though they were the finest chocolate
cream eggs, desiring the syrup they held inside. My tongue felt the weight
of each one as they licked back and forth, occasionally pausing while I
sucked the full scrotum as deeply inside me as I could, his precum dripping
on my forehead and running into my hair.
When he couldn't stand another lick, he stood up, pulling me to my knees
at the same time. There was no gentleness about him as he quickly shoved
his cock as far down my throat as he could, causing me to choke. Without
giving me a chance to recover he began to quiver, his manjuice pouring out
of him like water from a garden hose. Pulling back slightly, I reveled in
its salty taste, its slimy texture.
Even after his orgasm we continued our sex play. I cleaned him with my
tongue and fingers paying special attention to his balls. Despite one of
my better efforts he remained semi-flaccid but urged me to lie back down
again to suck his nuts. Finally, after about fifteen minutes had passed,
he stopped me and said he had to go, he had another appointment to keep and
just couldn't be late. I was surprised by his goodbye, an open-mouthed
kiss with some tongue. Most I suck off just want to leave afterwards.
Only my special lovers kiss me. I hoped I would see him again.
Nowhere near reaching my bag limit for the day, I was following my
conquest out of the cove to begin the search for another dick to nurse on
when it happened. Just as we left the cove and turned to begin walking
down the little trail toward the main path, a hand extending from the end
of a light tan sleeve thumped down on my shoulder stopping me in my tracks.
Any illusion I had that this was the mythical park worker vanished as I
heard the words "That's far enough faggot. You're under arrest." The light
brown uniform belonged to a county employee all right, it belonged to a
After dismissing my companion, "You're free to go. We"re only after
cocksuckers like this one here. But spread the word, the fairy circles are
closed," the deputy turned his attention to me.
"Put your hands behind your back." I complied and felt the cold circles
of metal against my wrists like sandpaper soaked in salt. The metallic
click of the cuffs as they locked caused my fear to rise up as as any
cum that had ever coated my throat.
As the deputy read me my rights "You have the right to remain
silent...," I began to tremble, the words of the warning adding an air of
horrifying finality to what was happening. This wasn"t a bad dream I would
wake up from. I was being arrested. I was going to jail. I would lose my
job, my apartment, be placed on the list of registered sex offenders. To
this day I don"t know how I managed to stay upright and not melt like a
wicked witch doused with water.
When he had finished Mirandizing me, the deputy again grabbed my
shoulder this time turning me around to face in the opposite direction.
And there stood the sheriff.
He was a large, heavy with a squared off face whose dark leathery
skin looked like an old, well-polished boot. Unlike his deputy whose mousy
brown hair was worn long and combed over his scalp to conceal a bald spot,
the sheriff's hair was gray and cropped close to his head in a marine-style
cut. He looked me up and down like a drill instructor inspecting a new
recruit, one not particularly liking what he saw. I tried for a second to
return his gaze only to find my eyes dropping to the shiny silver badge
pinned on his chest. Here was a who gave off an almost palatable sense
of command and virility. Orders would be followed, no excuses would be
accepted, no nonsense would be tolerated. "Follow me son, we need to
talk," he demanded turning to reenter the cove never looking behind to see
if I was obeying.
"OK son, go sit on that stump over there. I suppose you know you're in
a heap of trouble here." I nodded my agreement. "Funny thing is, it isn't
really your fault, not that I expect you to start laughing or anything."
Puzzled at his affability, I remained silent waiting for him to go on.
"Blame it all on a soccer mom. Seems she's got a 13-year son who
had an overnight camp out with his best friend who lives down the street.
About ten o'clock, ten-thirty the goes out into the backyard to make
sure the kids are all right. There's a light on in the tent and she can
hear something that sounds like moaning. Figures the kids are telling
ghost and that it'd be neat to scare "em. So she creeps over to
the tent, squats down in front of the flaps and yanks 'em open. Hard to
tell who was more surprised her or the kids."
As he talks the sheriff moves over until he's standing in front of me
about three feet away with his crotch at the level of my face. I notice
just the slightest start of swelling in the area.
"Both the kids are naked as jaybirds. The friend is lying on his back
with his legs spread wide, his knees bent and his heels squashed against
his ass. Her little angel is crouched down right between those spread legs
with his friend's dick tucked right between his lips and his index finger
crammed right up this friend's ass. I guess all that moaning she heard
meant the kid liked getting his cock sucked, can't say I blame him."
At this point in the sheriff"s recitation, there"s no question about his
swelling. It looks like he"s carrying a flashlight inside his left pant
leg, not as big as a four-cell Maglite but not a penlight either. I notice
the left hand he uses to reposition the dark brown material of his trousers
has a small blue anchor tattooed on the back.
"After that the shit hit the fan. She hauls the kids into the house,
calls the other kid's dad and the interrogations begin. Pretty good
interrogations too since the of the getting the hummer is none
other than our esteemed new county prosecutor. Of course the kids are in
tears, scared as hell, don"t know what's going to happen and the way that
asshole's carrying on isn't making things any better, muttering about sin,
hell and eternal damnation between questions. Are you following all this
I nodded warily, still perplexed about why he's telling a guy in
handcuffs all this.
"Good 'cause we"re getting near the payoff. Turns out the kids had been
riding their bikes in the park when they noticed all the congregating
near the main trail. Being kids they decided to play secret agent and
follow them. Followed them all the way to the coves. Even managed to
create their own secret path to one complete with gaps in the brush so they
could spy on what was going on. They got an real eyeful of getting a
mouthful and I guess they thought what they saw was pretty neat because
they've been taking turns each other off for a month. If hadn't busted their little party that night her son was going pop the
prosecutor's son"s ass cherry; he"d been loosening him up with the finger
every time he him off for the past week. You don't mind if I get a
little more comfortable while I tell you this do you, son?"
Without waiting for my answer, the sheriff gave a downward tug on his
zipper. Almost immediately his fly spread outward, allowing his underwear
to bulge up through the gap like a white mushroom pushing through the dark
floor of the forest.
"That"s better. It was getting a little tight in there." The deputy,
who had been sitting on the vertical log while the sheriff conducted his
soliloquy sniggered, a sound that was quickly cut off with a sharp glace
from the sheriff.
"Monday I get summoned to the prosecutor's office and treated to a 45
minute harangue about how the queers are ruining this community, trying to
seduce children into their perverted lifestyle, sinning against God's will.
Then he asks me what I"m going to do about it.
"When I tell him I don't think there"s much I can do about it; it's no
big deal, kids like to experiment, his will probably grow out of it,
his face got a as a ripe apple. He didn't yell though. If anything
his voice got lower, harder but lower. Never mind his son he tells me.
The is going to a military school where he"ll get the discipline and
training he needs."
Now the sheriff chuckled openly. "Ain't that just the place to send a
young cocksucker, a boy's military school. He"ll get discipline and
training alright. The kid'll be the belle of the barracks by the time the
first week's over. I could have told him it'd be better to send the kid to
board at a whorehouse, at least then he'd have a chance to get some pussy,
see if he liked that better than dick but fuck 'em, it ain't my problem."
By now my fear had drained away from me like water from a leaky bucket
only to be replaced by curiosity. I was still under arrest but it was
clear the sheriff had something on his mind, otherwise why bother with this
talk we when he could just take me in.
As if he had read my thoughts the sheriff said "I know I'm rambling a
bit son but stay with me. Once he got through consigning his own to
the second circle of hell, the prosecutor gave me my marching orders.
Close down the coves, arrest the all the faggots. Strike fear and terror
into those deviates. Just about what you'd expect from a bible-thumping,
Dr. Laura listening pimple on the ass of humanity. Only problem is that
pimple's my boss. I don't like what he's got in mind but I don"t want to
lose my job either. So now we come to the meat of the situation."
To better illustrate his next words, the sheriff reached down and pulled
his dick out into the open. I watched entranced as his tube of flesh
emerged from its cottony cocoon, arching downward and followed by a set of
balls that swung freely from underneath his rod. The head of his cock was
like an oversized southwestern rain hat perched on a pole, round and
tapering to a blunt end. His dusky pisshole was already leaking precum,
giving the contrasting pink lips the look of having been coated with
glycerin. As he continued to speak his balls bobbed up and down with each
breath he took.
"I like having my cock sucked. So do a lot of and even a lot of
boys. A lot of these are married. There"s a lot of out there who
love to suck cock. Again a lot of these are married. Despite what
that asshole prosecutor and the people who voted him into office believe,
there's nothing immoral about that. What do among themselves in
private is nobody's business but their own. Trouble is finding a place to
do it. The motel on the edge of town rents rooms by the hour to
non-married couples, provided they're a and a woman. They sure ain't
renting one to two guys. The nearest adult bookstore is 78 miles from
here. Even I frown on folks using the bathrooms in the basement of the
library. That"s why the coves exist.
"Everybody knows they weren't an accident. No sprites from some fairy
tale waved a magic wand to make them. A bunch of us in higher positions
here in the county used our influence to quietly make sure there was a
place to go outside of the public view. No sense waving things in people's
faces. What they don't see they"ll tolerate. And it worked, no one's
scaring any horses out here. Cocks are getting sucked, butts are getting
fucked and everybody's happy. Everybody but the prosecutor who wants to
fuck everything up because he"s a small-minded bigot that ... ah, I don't
want to rant about it anymore. Point is there are options. Question is do
we want to utilize those options?
"Now we can haul you off to jail, make an example of you like the
prosecutor wants. Bust everybody who comes in here over the next week.
Raze the coves and plant poison oak in their place. Really do the whole
"Carthage must be destroyed" bit. Never mind that we'd be destroying the
community along with it. You probably don't like that option do you?"
Violently I shook my head no, my movements bringing me closer to the
sheriff"s al fresco offering.
"Didn't think you would. So here's the other option. It"s not an
accident that of all the people cruising for sex here today we picked you.
Do what I'm about to ask, there's no arrest, this never happened.. If you
do your job quickly, we can reopen the coves yet this month."
After the sheriff outlined his plan, I began to laugh. This was at its Machiavellian best.
"From that reaction I take it you agree," the sheriff asked. Still
using my head to communicate. I nodded.
"Good. Is there anything else you want before I take these cuffs off
For the first time during our encounter I spoke. "Please let me suck
Now it was the sheriff's turn to laugh. "Damn son, I thought you were a
mute or something. Sure you can suck my cock. But you have to suck
Billy's too," he stated jerking his head in the direction of his deputy who
was already walking toward us. "In fact, I want you to do Billy first.
He's had a chance to see you in action. I haven't."
In the blink of an eye Billy was standing before me. "I can already see
we've got a problem here," said Billy his voice tinted with the echo of
hill country. "Your hands are cuffed behind your back and my pants are
still up. I guess you'll have to use your teeth to unbuckle my belt and
get my pants down."
Before I could respond the sheriff intervened. "For Christ's sake
Billy, you've been reading too many of those letters in those HOMBREs you
keep in that box up in the attic. The can't undo your pants
with his teeth. Strip 'em off yourself." Actually I could have but it
would have taken at least a half an hour, almost always a mood killer and
besides the quicker I got done with Billy, the quicker I could do the
Still, as Billy's pants puddled around his boots, I couldn't resist
giving a small demonstration of my skills by grabbing the waistband of his
briefs with my teeth and pulling them down to below his knees in one
continuous movement. Determined to put on a good show, I attacked his dick
like a famished at a feast.
My lips took the place of my hands as I moved back and forth on Billy's
rod, stopping to lick into his every time I reached the crest of
his cock. As he reached down to cup my chin in his hands, I noticed a
golden band on Billy's left hand. That explains why he has to hide his
HOMBREs up in the attic, Billy's a who likes to get a little
strange now and then.
Billy's cock felt feverish in my mouth as it rubbed against my tongue.
His hands left my chin and rested against my cheeks. Now Billy was doing
the work, feeding me his dick as he pulled my head back and forth along its
length. All I needed to do was keep my lips lock tight against the warmth
of his flesh.
His breathing beginning to match the pistoning action of his cock, Billy
began to shudder. A few more strokes and it was over for him, his seed
spilled across my tongue, slowly sliding down my throat to join the earlier
contribution from another man. Now, the preliminary event over, I can turn
my attention to the real object of my desire.
Even out of his uniform, for he had stripped completely while watching
me do Billy, the sheriff radiates authority, his iron will apparent in his
bearing. Here is a man, a whose maturity has come not with age but
with years of experience in making others do exactly what he wants.
"Son, you sure you don't want me to unlock those cuffs," he asks while
he fold his clothes and carefully lays them over the log.
"Maybe next time," I replied somewhat amazed at my audacity in presuming
there might be a next time.
I go to the sheriff as a worshiper in ancient Greece might go to his
god, on my knees with reverence and a sense that I am not worthy of what I
am about to receive. With Billy my tactic was one of speed, with the
sheriff my strategy is one of slowness.
Crouched before him the service begins as I crane my neck upwards to
gather the tip of his cock in my mouth. Almost indolently I begin to climb
upwards, pulling myself along by the pursuing motion of my lips. As I near
the top the sheriff"s hands pull me toward him, his cock brushing past my
uvula and into my throat blocking my windpipe and forcing me to breathe
through my nose. The sheriff doesn't cease his guidance until my lips have
encircled the base of his dick, crushing against the flatness of his
abdomen. I barely have enough room for air to get to my nostrils.
"Swallow," the sheriff commands and I obey. "Again," he says and again
I obey. Now he allows me to slide back down his staff until I reach the
tip. Then the ritual repeats itself.
Up to the top, twice and back down. Up to the top, twice and back down. Each time the trip is easier as my throat relaxes, my
tongue becomes accustomed to the beating of the vein on the underside of
his prick and my nose gets used to the hair that scrapes at its tip and
Time after time the full length of his fleshy probe snakes its way down
into my gullet as my chin nests in his scrotum. I suck him eagerly,
hungrily awaiting his cockjuice; an acolyte partaking in a profane
In mid-stroke the sheriff tenses, his shaft growing even thicker
enlarging as is fills with blood and sperm. His hands push me down his
cock until its tip rests on the back of my tongue. I feel his dickhead
swell even larger, pulsing against the roof of my mouth as his ejaculate
spurts to the back of my throat.
Throughout his orgasm the sheriff has been silent, even his breathing
too soft to be heard. But as he slowly removes his cock from my mouth he
gives a quiet moan. Is it proof I have satisfied him or an indication I
have disappointed him?
That was three weeks ago. Today I am sitting in a coffee shop in the
county seat reading a newspaper whose headline blares in 72 point type
"County Prosecutor Resigns." The underneath, which carries my byline
(that job I was afraid of losing was as a reporter for the local paper),
explains how the prosecutor had used county funds to rent an
apartment for his mistress and their two-year love child. Tracking
down this was the job the sheriff wanted me to do and I think I did
it quite well, even better than I suck cock.
With the prosecutor leaving office, the sheriff has told me the coves
will be allowed to reopen, possibly as soon as the weekend. Best of all
the new prosecutor has promised to prosecute his predecessor. Given the
evidence against him a conviction is a sure thing.
Our ex-prosecutor may soon find himself in a state prison where the
sheriff tells me they love to make sissies out of the new fish. A friend
of the sheriff's will see that "the pimple" will get personal introductions
to all of the right convicts to make sure he gets turned out. He"s even
promised the sheriff a few photos of the guy on his knees with a big black
cock in his mouth. It seems there is some rough justice in this world