| Nina's About Why You Don't Want To Be A Spy
By Aerosol Kid :: email@example.com Visit me at
The people and events in this come from my brain, not the real
world. Regardless of what that tells you about my brain, it means that I'm
not writing about you, your mom, your friends, or your friends' friends.
So you can't sue me. Neener neener.
If you're underage in your territory (and you know what I mean), then
read something else, please. If you're easily offended by sexually
explicit content, may I suggest reading something else? If you're
easily offended by sexual content and are determined to help yourself to a
dash of moral outrage, I put it to you this way: you have too much time on
Note: I know, I know. I've been gone a while. Here's a concentrated
burst (ew) of what backed up in my imagination while I was away. I chose
to do a short about Nina. You remember her, from the second Akiko series,
right? I'll be honest: I love her. Hopefully after this, you will too.
(c) 2002 by Aerosol Kid. Protected under the Berne Convention. Yes, my
erotica is protected by copyright law.
September 29, 2003 -- Sydney, Australia
Yes, these are weird times. Terrorists talk about blowing up this or
that, and occasionally follow through. Since they're not formally attached
to any nation state, it's hard to fight them. The whole world is jumpy.
You hear people talking about Doing Something About It, and occasionally
someone decides to become a government spook. They're usually young,
Like, oh, me for instance.
I know I don't look like a spy. Think about it! Would you want your
spies to look like spies? Anyway, I'm here to give you the details that
your friendly recruiter leaves out of his/her pitch. Think of me as the
voice of caution. I did a two-year stint with the Global Intelligence
Agency, and I can tell you that there are worse people out there than
extremist yokels with C4. While I was there, I endured things that hounded
me even after I resigned. I'm going to tell you a little story, and
afterwards, if you've got the apricots, then by all means, enlist. They
could use people like you.
My name's Nina Suenaga-Wentley. If you're reading this from where I
think you are, you probably know me through Akiko Masumi, and you know
where I'm going with this.
I'll start with Akiko. We didn't meet under ideal circumstances - we
were both deep undercover on what was essentially a tropical slave camp,
and this scary lady named Ophelia decided I was going to be Akiko's toy
girl. I'd been brainwashed, so I wasn't really in a position to argue, but
I took a shine to Akiko right away. She's so pretty it hurts to look at
her, and she has this way of making you feel important and special. Plus,
I've never met anyone so loyal in all my short life. When my cover got
blown, she really saved my brickies. She's gentle and sweet and funny and
I could go on all day.
I thought we were in love, but after the mission, things took a turn for
the weird. She holed herself up in this expensive apartment in Harajuku,
never went out except to drive in the country, and didn't ever check her
answering machine. When she would see me, she treated me like some dumb
little kid. Any time we'd talk about us, she'd start her sentences with
"When you're a little older," like she was fifty or something. I think she
was being irritating on purpose, and it worked because she pushed me right
out of her life. So I resigned from the Global Intelligence Agency and
went back home to Sydney with a brand new broken heart.
Yeah, I felt sorry for myself for a while. Took to chain-smoking,
sitting out in the rain, going out on benders with my friends. Eventually
I went back to music, which is what I'd done before that gung-ho recruiter
from GIA talked me into serving my country. (She never mentioned I'd be
doing it on my back, by the way, but more on that later.) I wrote a few sad
little songs and recorded them at my brother's studio, but none of the
labels I shopped were interested. The A & R would look me up and
down, taking in my perky bod, my tan, the platinum dye job and the blue
contacts. And they'd say, "Well, Ms. Nina Suenaga-Wentley, we don't think
your look matches your sound. Furthermore, the kids don't want to listen
to an hour of sad love songs." As if any of them actually remembered
More rejection. Great, right? I got pissed, but the business wasn't
going to get less shitty because I was crying about it. My spy money
wasn't going to last forever, so I went back to the board. Maybe I
wasn't Prozac-and-Ritalin-soup happy, but I could at least go through the
motions, and eight cheery pop songs later, yours truly was signed to Virgin
Records. And no, the irony was not lost on me. The Virgin marketing
people were in love with my mixed heritage (thanks to my loveable lunk of
an Aussie dad and my kooky violinist from Osaka). What I had, they'd
say in hushed tones, was International Superstar Potential. I'd just bite
my lip and giggle, while I made notes on my PDA of things to go over with
These people were itching to break me into America, before I even sold a
record at home, so they herded me onto a plane to Los Angeles to meet with
producers. The label folks in L.A. spent an entire week wining and dining
me. I may be a little naïve, but don't think I let all the attention go to
my head. Flying first class was nice, and getting driven around in a limo
was fun. The all-day spa makeover was heaven, and getting randomly chatted
up at Nobu by Josh Hartnett was cute.
Okay, so maybe L.A. *was* affecting me. A little.
My minder for the week was Christa: a cute bundle of fun in a tan, tight
package. Unlike most of the locals, she had real lips, real boobs,
naturally curly hair, and she didn't buy into her own hype. She was a
chronic party with expensive taste and - oh, the humanity - she was
straight. I can't tell you how many times I had to just grind my teeth as
I walked behind her, my eyes locked to her yummy, wiggling butt. And no, I
don't jump her bones later in this story.
On my last night in town, Christa decreed that it was time to let loose,
and drove me to a posh party. This shadowy millionaire held monthly bashes
at his estate, which were all the go with industry types. No one
knew what he did for a living, but he was in with the execs at the studios.
Now pay attention, because we weren't there twenty minutes before
everything went straight to Weirdville.
I was in a strappy, blue tissue of a dress, nursing a martini. Christa,
whose dress was translucently porn-worthy, ditched me to smoke a joint with
some New York newspaper guy. After days of her leading me around by the
nose, I was kind of at a loss.
The other guests were strictly Beautiful People. They were here to
schmooze, and I was roundly sick of all that. They were so into talking
shop that no one noticed me all alone on the couch - an experience I hadn't
had since just before puberty. Halfway through my martini I got up to
powder my nose. Some giggling emerged from a narrow hallway, which I
guessed was the way to the can. It was dim, and I was a little tipsy, so I
stuck my hand out to steady myself against the wall.
Halfway down the hall, I saw a burly bloke coming toward me. Before I
could ask him to point me in the right direction, he smiled and spritzed me
in the face with something. My eyes fluttered reflexively against the cool
mist. It smelled delicate and flowery. "Mmmm, nice scent," I remarked,
thinking it was perfume. The bloke's smile widened. "Do you always go
around spraying it on unsuspecting on their way to p-"
That's when my tongue stopped working, my knees went on strike, and the
hardwood floor got very large. Before I hit it, strong hands scooped me
up. "Hey," I warned. But it sounded more like I was answering a phone call
from a close friend in the middle of the night.
I felt exactly the same as the time my friend Bev made me do eight
shooters, specifically when she wiped the puke from my lips and tucked me
into bed. Only this time I couldn't protest that I really *did* want to
get up on the bar and flash my tits. I was being carted off somewhere, in
the manner of a bad monster movie. My shoes knocked against the walls, as
my heart pounded very loud and fast. Then my assailant - whose support I'd
quickly got used to - dumped me into a chair and secured my wrists and
ankles. Everything happened so fast, I hadn't had time to get properly
"I'll give you a chance to make this very easy," a said in a musical
(South American?) accent. I didn't know the voice, but I could tell he was
used to getting his way. With effort, I opened my eyes and squinted at a
tall, tanned in a sleek black suit. Sharply dressed assistants flanked
Less than five minutes ago I'd been at a cocktail party. I couldn't
think of a neat social label to pin on what was happening now. I licked my
numb lips in preparation for the pasting I was about to give him. "What.
In the *fuck.* Do you think you're doing?"
He was unfazed. In fact, he drew back his hand and struck me across the
cheek. I yelped in surprise, because it stung like hell. But curiously,
my spy training kicked in, so I ignored the heat from the blow and gave
him a frosty look. My reaction seemed to interest him greatly. He knelt
in a little too close and said, "I'll give you one more chance to make this
easy. Tell me what you are doing here."
What a ridiculous question! I fought angrily to keep my head from
wobbling so much. "You gassed me and dragged me in here to ask me that?
I'm with Christa. You invited us here, you fuck!" The sedative was wearing
off, and adrenaline was kicking in.
He clearly wanted to hit me again, but he changed his tack. His face
was still millimeters from mine. Pretty blue eyes, but his expression gave
me the willies. "Ms. Suenaga-Wentley, please. Let's skip the part where
you pretend to be something you aren't. Yes?"
My mouth opened and shut. He knew my name, but beyond that I couldn't
make any sense out of him.
His fingertips grazed my forehead, making me blink. "If you don't, I'll
be forced to get inside your head. Now, I know that you're a fucking
little spy from GIA..." The last few words were delivered quite a bit
louder than the rest. "...And I need to know why you're here."
Now I understood. Christ, this guy thought I was still an agent! Of
all the parties in L.A. tonight, Christa had taken me to the home of
someone who felt he needed to worry about government surveillance. That
probably meant he was dangerous. And if he knew me from my GIA days, no
wonder he was freaking out. I still had my poker face on, but I wanted to
I knew I was facing torture, or worse: mind control. Which I wasn't too
excited about re-experiencing. But I really *was* in America to find a
producer, and I really *was* at this party to have fun, and really *not* to
spy on this suave Latino bloke. I pretended to break down, sputtering,
"Look, I don't know you! I just got signed to Virgin, and my friend
Christa told me she was taking me to a good party, and now I'm tied up in
this chair, and you hit me, and..." I paused to sob dramatically, "I want
to go home!"
I can be a pretty good actress when I have to be, so it was gratifying
to see my captor blink and jerk his head back. He straightened, motioned
one of his flunkies over and whispered terse things in his ear. His vibe
was, "Are you sure about this?" I made a point of continuing to cry. There
was more whispering, then my ungracious host knelt and squeezed my
shoulders. "Nina, Nina. Shhh. You may call me Arturo," he soothed. "I'm
sorry to pull you away from the party." Like drugging me and tying me up
was a trivial thing that partygoers endure every day. Nice. "But my tell me that you are definitely listed as an agent of the Global
Leave it to outdated government records to put me in a pickle. But I
sniffled dramatically, and decided to stick with the truth. "I know. Yes.
I was a spy. But if you'll just check again, you'll see that I left GIA,
in the spring. I really *am* here to find a producer. I'm supposed to fly
home tomorrow!" I didn't see a way out of this if they didn't believe me,
so I started to get really rattled then, damn it all, and my captor sensed
this. He gave me another friendly squeeze.
I thought I was getting through to him, because he withdrew, to huddle
with his henchmen. But when he reached into his jacket pocket and produced
a syringe, I knew I was fucked. I ignored the needle, swallowed hard and
asked, "Can I please go now?"
He smiled, shaking his head at the tragedy of it all. "I'm afraid not.
A in my position must be careful. You will have to be interrogated."
That last sentence didn't sound good at all, the way he said it. "I have
two ways of extracting information from people. Pleasure and pain. And in
your case..." He made a lascivious show of running a finger across my lips.
"I think pleasure will better serve."
I flinched away from his questing fingers, and glared at him. "So you
lost the nerve to beat on your party guests, and now you're going to rape
He stowed that bad temper of his. Smiled. "I look forward to
interacting with you, sans the mouth."
I drew a sharp breath. "Wait! You can't do this!" I pleaded, as he
stepped behind me. I felt the swipe of a cotton ball on my right arm, then
a jab. "Ow!"
Arturo, suave and gracious now, explained, "Soon you will feel much
better. And you'll be more receptive to my questions. After I'm
satisfied, you can go."
I tried to plead with him some more, but I was already fading. The passed some time by doing a few lines of blow, waiting for me to go all the
way under. While they got jacked up, I got warm and dizzy. I squirmed,
because my little dress felt more and more like a giant winter parka. Then
I groaned, and the got very interested in me. Just as I started to
worry about a gangbang, Arturo curtly dismissed his assistants, and stepped
behind me again.
He undid the restraints on the chair, which felt nice. Then he brushed
the hair from my damp forehead and pinned it up, which felt even better.
When he slipped the straps of my dress down over my shoulders, I grabbed
his fingers. "I-I'd rather you didn't," I murmured.
He kissed the back of my neck. Ew. "In a moment, you'll rather I did."
I heard him open something, and I swear to God I'm not making this up:
he started to rub me down with baby oil. He'd warmed it up in his hands,
before working it into my neck and shoulders. And it was *so* icky. Did I
mention I'm gay? I switched teams when I was fifteen (thank you Cassie
Perlington, wherever you are), and never looked back. At first, his touch
was so repellent, it shocked me. I wasn't used to rough, *man*
fingers on my person. I winced as he worked my shoulder blades, but he hit
this pocket of tension, and as I relaxed, waves of dizziness washed over
He whispered, "Yes, Nina. The more relaxed you become, the more you'll
Fifteen minutes later, I could not get enough of Arturo's slick fingers
on my skin, and I started loving the way my shoulders were slipping around
in his hands. It was like I was watching myself in a movie. There were
things he was doing to the nape of my neck that nearly made me drool. The
very ickyness of everything that was happening - me, drugged and
incarcerated, getting molested with a Johnson & Johnson product by a
coked-up gangster - was making me feel way sexy like a porn star.
Then his lips were at my ear. "Do you feel like talking now?"
"Oh..." Experimentally, I pictured his face between my legs.
"I injected you with something very nice," he explained, rubbing my
back. "Nearly everything I do to you will put you into a deep, relaxing
"Deep..." I breathed.
"That's right. I just want you to do two things: relax and obey."
I leaned into his hands. "Relax... And obey."
"Yes, that's it. Now I will ask you some questions."
I felt more and more conversational as he peeled my dress down and
palmed my boobs. My nipples jutted out enthusiastically.
"What is your mission?"
That was a tough one. I frowned. "Relax and obey?"
He laughed softly, then licked my ear, which made hot sparks dance in my
'gina. "I mean, why did they send you here?"
"But I told you," I complained, while I wriggled around against oil and
hot fingers. "I'm not a spy anymore. I'm signed to Virgin."
"Your resistance is impressive. But I want you deeper into your trance,
My head lolled forward. "Yes."
"I want you to go much, much deeper."
"What are you doing here?"
"I came to the party with Christa."
"What is your mission?"
"I'm not on any mission." I shifted around in the chair. I was
perfectly happy to answer more questions, but I had an unfamiliar craving
for a hard dick.
He sighed. "All right. I will ask you again, after you are more
More relaxed? My head was buzzing, my mouth hung open. There was a wet
spot on my chair. It was hard to imagine being more relaxed. Behind me,
Arturo briskly undressed himself. I turned around to get a look at him,
but he faced me away, steered me over to a desk, and had me kick out of my
heels. Then he slipped my down, flipped up my dress and bent me
Before I could prepare myself, there was a substantial meat-stick
sliding into me. It was that fast. I realized with a certain drug-addled
satisfaction that the sight of me - glistening, with my dress bunched up
around my stomach - must have made Arturo very hard. It was so strange,
getting banged over a desk by a stranger. By a man, even. And it was that
strangeness that made my cheeks flush. Made my clit swell. Made me creep
up on tiptoes to improve the angle.
Whatever he'd dosed me with, it was making sex very, very good. In
turn, the sex was making me more docile each passing minute. Sex was
hypnotizing me: it was his rhythm, not his meat that was making my wits run
down my thigh. I focused on his slow gait, the way he took me to the hilt
with every stroke. I was so tight, and every nerve ending in my labia
blazed. I began to see a flash of color every time he pulled back. My jaw
worked in time to the colors. In a minute, there was a noise along with
the colors. It took another minute for me to realize I was cooing in time
He grabbed my hips to improve his leverage. I backed into him eagerly.
He gently bit my ear and said, "I want you to come for me, Nina."
I was *so* wet. But I wasn't so far gone that I could peak on command.
I wanted to say, "Well, then take care of it, Captain Bend-Me-Overton."
What I actually said, well, panted was, "I can't come like this. Turn me
He withdrew, spun me around roughly. There was a great crash, as he
swept his hand across the desk, pushing everything to the floor. Then,
with great care, he got me out of my delicate blue dress. Now I was
starkers, and he scooped me up in his arms, deposited my bare bum onto the
cool desktop. I'd barely opened my legs to him before he slipped back
inside me. And we were off!
His thumbs were brushing over my nipples as he licked my collarbone.
Oooo, that's what I'd been missing. I threw my head back and gasped. If
you ask any of my ex-lovers, they'll testify that I'm a wildcat in the
sack. I clamped my little legs around Arturo like a vice, and scratched the
hell out of his back. All that just egged him on. One of his big hands
gripped my arm, while his other hand stroked my back, just above my ass.
Clever Arturo changed his thrust, grinding into my clit. My skin
tingled alarmingly as I shook and groaned. I crammed my open mouth against
his chest and made a noise intended as encouragement. Possessive fingers
cupped my ass. The center of my life was our slippery, rocking point of
contact, and the shivery waves emanating from that point. I gulped for air
so I could keep making the sounds that were connected to the waves that he
was giving me, one after the other.
Presently, my clit became unbearably hard. My cheeks burned. My thighs
began to buck around him. My chest was scarlet. My mouth was frozen in an
"o," but it seemed like hours before the scream actually left my lips.
Sweat broke through baby oil, as I keened and convulsed and melted away,
until I felt warm and invisible.
Arturo had a savage orgasm himself, but I barely noticed. He was right
about the drug: after I came, I was so deeply entranced that I couldn't
even stand up on my own. I'm sure I looked like a passed-out sorority
bimboid, freshly date-raped after unwisely hooking up with the star
quarterback. And my troubles were just beginning.
I remember being gently roused by Arturo. I was naked, on a soft couch
in a large guest room. He'd put his suit back on, and was thoughtfully
washing my vee with a warm cloth.
"That's right," he coaxed. "There's my lovely spy."
It seemed like only a few minutes had passed, but I couldn't be sure.
And since I couldn't even formulate a sentence, I just squeezed my thighs
around the washcloth.
"I must make an appearance at my party, and tend to some business," he
said. "Before I go, you will make a call to your lovely friend. I'm told
she has been looking for you for about twenty minutes."
He gave me some elaborate instructions, which I seriously doubted I'd be
able to follow. I was mildly surprised to find myself dialing Christa's
cell, even more surprised at my chirpy voice when she answered. "Hey girl!
Where you been?"
Christa sounded a little high, but professional. "Chillin'. I was
going to ask you the same. Where are you? Don't tell me you left without
I giggled knowingly. "Up in Arturo's room..."
Christa was scandalized. "*No you are not...*"
"I'm afraid one thing led to another," I explained. Arturo smiled his
encouragement. He was being very thorough with the washcloth.
"Do tell!" Christa implored. But I stuck to my lines, apologetically
informing her that I'd be staying the night, and possibly flying back to
Sydney later in the week, and would she be a dear and let everyone at the
label know? Christa assured me that her feelings weren't hurt, and that
she'd pass along my travel plans. Then she asked, "Catch you on the
I blinked, unsure how to answer, but Arturo had instructed me to act
naturally. I decided on a cheerful "Hoo-roo!" and closed up the phone. He
took it from my hands and pocketed it.
Instead of getting the wild, intimate night I'd hinted at to Christa, I
was left alone in a big bed, in the dark. The only thing I wore in the
chilly, air-conditioned guest room was a pair of headphones. As I drowsed,
Arturo's voice tickled the inside of my head: a series of suggestions
repeated over and over.
Eventually, the sun began to seep in through the curtains. I remember
servants fussing over me, treating me like some sort of concubine. I was
bathed, fed, carefully anointed with suntan oil, dressed in a lime bikini,
and placed outside, in a deck chair next to a ridiculously large swimming
pool. I still felt pretty much the same as the moment Arturo blew his load
into me, so I lazed in the sun without a care in the world.
I was about to fall asleep again, when I heard movement, and twisted
around in my chair to see what was up. Two Secret Service looking quietly emerged from the house and flanked the back door. Just as I
started to turn back around, Arturo appeared, exchanged a look with the to his right, and walked briskly toward me.
The voice in those headphones I'd been hooked up to all night had
dramatically changed my opinion of him. He was wearing a robe, and he
looked so virile and dashing. I gave him a smile and a flirty wave, my
shoulder bashfully meeting my chin. He liked that.
"Good morning," he said, as he eased himself into the deck chair next to
mine. "I trust you slept well?"
"Like a baby," I assured.
He nodded. "Now that you've had a chance to sleep on it, don't you
think it's time to be honest with me?"
I couldn't remember ever being dishonest with him. "What are you going
"I want to know the details of your mission, and what GIA intended to
learn about me," he said patiently.
He was still worried about that ridiculous spy thing, and his bringing
it up was starting to feel like foreplay. I thought it was kind of
endearing. "Baby, I told you. I'm not a spy anymore." I reached out with
a toe to lift his robe.
Arturo sat up quickly and grabbed my ankle. It didn't hurt, but I was
surprised by his speed. "Nina, you will tell me why GIA sent you." He was
speaking loudly, clearly.
I gave him one of my looks, the kind that tends to make the
recipient forget that anyone else exists in the world. His grip on my
ankle loosened, so I took the opportunity to hop up and straddle his waist.
"Look," I said, brushing my lips against his. "You and I both know that
I'd do anything you asked. I could never lie to you." I nibbled on his
ear. "I don't work for GIA any more."
He just sat there, taking in my affections, carefully watching my eyes
even though my were right under his nose. I was a little scared,
because I could tell he'd had a few lines for breakfast. The bloke had a
nasty habit, and a tendency to get violent, as my bruised cheek could
attest. But I guess I forgot how incredibly fucking charming I can be.
His big hands encircled my waist, and he smiled broadly. "I'm sure you
have no peer among your fellow agents..." he began.
I cut him off by slipping my tongue between his lips. After an
elaborate kiss, I insisted, "I am not a goddam agent," breathing the words
onto his face.
His hands traveled up my abdomen. "It's been fun trying to break you,
and it appears the job is not finished." He punctuated this thought with a
kiss of his own. "I estimate that I have another day or so to interrogate
you before arousing suspicion from your handlers." Another kiss. I started
ever so gently squeezing my hips against his. "I will try my own methods
once more, and if they don't work, I will bring in a specialist this
"What specialist?" I asked, as I felt the familiar sting on my hip. Did
this guy always keep happy drugs on his person?
He concentrated on giving me the injection, then kissed me again. I was
already starting to feel wobbly. "Let's hope it doesn't come to that."
He waited patiently, as I fought to stay astride him during the head
rush. When I started to sway, he informed me, "I've given you a much
stronger dose this time. I do enjoy our witty repartee, but I'm running
out of time."
My lips were quite loose. "You paranoid fuck," I said tenderly. "How
many ways do you want me to say it? I'm not lying to you." I felt around
for his dick, underneath the robe, and gave it a good squeeze.
He grabbed my hips and lifted me up. "I'd like it very much if you'd
jump into the pool."
I was obeying him before I could even try to wonder if it was a good
idea for me to throw my fucked up self into the water. I tossed my hair
back, stepped away from him, and dove into the deep end. When I surfaced,
I noticed he'd joined me. I was glad he wanted to do me in the water,
because his gardener was piddling around the yard, along with a couple of
maids, and his guards. It wasn't the most intimate setting. Plus, I was
slick with suntan oil and chlorine, and my wet bikini looked fabulous. I
felt like the sun-kissed summer Goddess of the Pool. I raised my arms to
the pool deck in invitation.
He did something behind my neck, then behind my back, and I saw my
bikini top float by. I wrapped my legs around him and said, "Do whatever
you want with me."
But I should've been more specific, because he told me to get out of the
water and lie down on the deck. My cheeks burned with embarrassment as I
climbed the ladder, topless in front of his staff, and meekly took my place
on the hot concrete. Warm water dribbled off of me and made a hot puddle
under my back.
Arturo emerged from the pool and created some shade over me for a
moment. I thought he was admiring my bod, but I heard a soft thud next to
me. "On this," he proclaimed. I turned clumsily to see a huge clear
plastic float. I guess he didn't want me to get abrasions from the rough
concrete. Either that, or he had some colorful fantasies about fucking
young, pool nymphs like myself. I was eager for his odd brand of
man-love, so I hopped onto the float and peeled off my wet bikini bottoms.
The drug was really kicking in now, and the intensity was uncomfortable.
I kept almost forgetting that he was going to fuck me in front of several
of his employees. I'm right now, just thinking about it, but at the
time it was reduced to a vague bother.
He pushed my legs apart and climbed on top of me. The float groaned
under us. He wasn't hard yet, which was a little insulting. Maybe it was
because we were putting on a show for his employees. He began to grind his
semi-limp dick against my very warm, moist labia, and I his earlobe
to encourage him. His cock kept brushing my clit, and about the time I was
ready to come, he tentatively pushed inside me. He slid all the way in,
real easy, and barely a few thrusts later, I was helplessly shivering
against his hips as I came.
I was limp in afterglow, but he was just getting warmed up. All I could
do was just lie there, feeling my wet skin squeak against the float, while
he gave me a proper banging. My hair was stuck to my face, and my feet
were starting to get sunburned, but Arturo never let up. When I remembered
where I was, I came instantly, which happened every few minutes. And every
orgasm melted me into that plastic float a little more.
He didn't show any signs of coming any time soon. He was, in short, a
fuck machine. I think he banged me for half an hour, while I took to
dozing off between orgasms. I'm guessing, but he seemed to get a thrill
out of fucking me while I was asleep, and an even bigger thrill when I'd
suddenly wake up and have another savage climax. I guess I wasn't
conscious when he shot his wad.
He gently tapped me awake, then we went through the same song and dance
about the Spy Thing. Then he got very angry, and I passed out.
When I finally came to, I was lying on linen sheets. Dressed in my
bikini, with a couple of odd accessories. One was a gas mask; some kind of
hospital thing. I didn't like the way the gas smelled, or the way it made
me want to hurl. When I realized I had electrodes dangling from my
forehead, I tried to sit up. A bald, bespectacled unceremoniously
shoved me back down.
"Just relax, Nina," Arturo soothed from somewhere in the room. "Soon
you'll have no more worries."
I didn't like the sound of that. "What's going on?" I slurred.
"You've left me with no other option, Agent Suenaga-Wentley," he shot
I felt the prickle of intense fear, which didn't get on well with my
intense nausea. "What are you going to do to me?"
"My methods, thus far, have been temporary," he explained, as if to a
pre-schooler. "In a few days, you'd recover. My associate will try a more
permanent solution. He will extract the information I require, and after
that, you'll belong to me."
I wanted to go ahead and faint, before I got sick. But the idea of
being the property of Arturo for the rest of my life was even more
revolting. "Please," I began, but the room started to spin.
Then I heard a familiar voice say, "I think Ms. Nina is all finished
here." Followed by lots of panicked scrambling and the distinct *bip-bip*
of a silenced pistol. The bald pitched awkwardly over me, and I felt
something wet splash onto my stomach. Then strong hands ripped the gas
mask off my face, and the most beautiful woman who ever existed kissed my
"Let's get you out of here, kid," said Assistant Director Akiko Masumi.
"Oh God, baby!" I warbled. My voice was with the gas I'd been
anaesthetized with. "I'm so glad to see you! This bloke thought I..."
"Shhhh-shhh-shh," she soothed, rubbing my temples. "We're going home."
I relaxed, drinking in her calm, professional self, resplendent in what
I liked to call her Uniform: black tank, black cargo pants and boots. Then
something in my guts demanded my attention. "Sorry," I warned. "I'm going
to be sick now."
She chivalrously directed my head toward her boots as I did the
So that's my about how working for GIA got me kidnapped and almost
turned into a turnip. Like I said earlier, you won't find like
that in the brochure. Think about it.
For those of you dying to know how my love life turned out, read on.
After Akiko collected me from a now very dead Arturo's home, we spent a
few days at a hospital in L.A., where the doctors decided I was none the
worse for wear, and could go home. Akiko flew with me to Sydney, which was
nice, because I had this lingering tendency to sit very quietly, waiting to
be told what to do.
She stayed with me at my apartment, and when I was up to it, we had what
I'd like to think was the best makeup sex ever. Ever ever ever. At least,
all the broken shit in my bedroom will attest to that.
There were no arguments when I announced to my manager that I wanted to
record my record in Sydney.
The suits at Virgin were horrified to learn that I'd been abducted while
in the States, and shocked that I had a mysterious connection to the
Shadowy Forces (i.e., the love of my life) that had promptly terminated the
perpetrator. They wanted to know more than Akiko and I told them; there
were remarks about National Security and knowing winks. Somehow, all the
cloak and dagger stuff made them love me even more.
I had to intervene when they made noises about firing Christa. It only
took a few minutes to convince them that what went down in Arturo's mansion
was a little beyond her skill set, and that she shouldn't be punished for
it. A lovely, handwritten letter of thanks showed up a week later, signed
"Catch you on the flipside, Love, Christa."
One night I asked Akiko, "How did you find me?" I'd asked before, but
she got a certain look on her face that I can elicit when I run my yap too
This time she looked embarrassed. "You're not going to like it," she
warned, but I just kissed her until she got over it. She explained that
she'd been keeping tabs on me, and when I went to L.A., she just "happened"
to have business in San Francisco. She'd made arrangements with Christa,
who was led to believe that Akiko represented a private security company;
so private I didn't need to know about it! The night of the party, Christa
thought I sounded weird on the phone, and she got worried the next day
because she rang my cell, like, a zillion times and I never picked up. She
felt that not having contact with me for twelve hours fell within the
parameters stipulated by Akiko as a "possible situation," and dutifully
rang her up. It didn't take long for Akiko to come charging to my rescue.
"So," I said, running my fingers through her hair. "You were stalking
me ever since we broke up."
"Yeah," she whispered, absurdly adorable in her embarrassment.
"You didn't think I could watch out for myself," I observed, loving how
squirmy she got.
"Well..." she attempted.
I just looked at her, milking the moment. But not for long.
"Thank you baby," I said.
We're looking for an apartment, now that she's transferred to GIA
Sydney. But don't jinx me, because we just started looking yesterday, and I
don't know how this is going to play out.
Wish me luck!
By Aerosol Kid
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