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Gilligan's Island gilligan.txt
Originally posted in three parts, this listing contains the entire
The Twilight Zone twilight.txt
My second TV-themed posting, parodying several shows.
My Favorite Martian martian.txt
One of my favorite shows. Uncle Martin makes it with Mrs. Brown --
And Mrs. Brown really does have a lovely daughter.
The Mary Tyler Moore Show mtmshow.txt
Another favorite. Ted Baxter doesn't understand a word in his newscast,
so Mary has to show him what it means.
The Dick Van Show dvdshow.txt
A lovely foreign blue-movie star is the guest on the Alan Brady Show,
and the gang comes up with a suitable script. Meanwhile, Laura and
Millie get friendly.
The Andy Griffith Show (Two Parts) griffith1.txt griffith2.txt
Andy and Helen are getting married, and Ernest T. Bass is back in town.
Meanwhile, Barney runs into Helen.
Green Acres greenacre.txt
Lisa helps the Monroe Brothers fix the roof, and Oliver pays a visit
to the Shady Rest.
Petticoat Junction petticoat.txt
A continuation of the Green Acres story, when Homer Bedloe gets his,
and Oliver gets dessert.
"One Dark and Stormy Night" stormy.txt
Another jumble of multiple shows as a couple discover that on a dark
and stormy night strange things may appear on television.
The Munsters munster.txt
Everybody leaves Lily and Herman at home alone. Grampa goes cruising,
Eddie visits the Addams Family, and Marilyn has a date.
The Addams addams.txt
Continuing from the Munsters story, Eddie pays Wednesday and Pugsley
a visit, forgetting it's a full moon.
Bewitched (in two parts) bewitched1.txt bewitched2.txt
Marilyn Munster is related to Samantha Stephens; exploring that relationship.
Get Smart getsmart.txt
Max and 99 go after K.A.O.S.'s latest attempt to take over the world.
The Real McCoys mccoy.txt
Grampa goes into town to buy a hoe, Little Luke spies on Hassie.
Have Gun Will Travel paladin.txt
Our Paladin is hired to release a showgirl from a pimp.
The Maverick brothers have a similar mission as Paladin, some years
later. Part two of a trilogy.
Not a Porno parody, but the original's been on enough...
Dorothy Does Oz
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz has never been so ... dirty.
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